Sherlock Imagines And Preferences

Sherlock x Reader

You know you're not normal, not like everyone else. To you that's what made you so great. But to others that made you a freak. Your mother even called you insane. You don't believe her though, maybe a little bit crazy but not insane. Your mother is just over dramatic.

You're walking down the streets of London, just walking "damn, baby come're let me show you a good time" you hear a man say and you walk up to him smirking like he's got a chance "come with me" you walk into the empty alleyway and he follows you

"To be honest I didn't think you'd say yes, not that I'm complainin', a sexy woman like you. I'd hit that any day" he licks his lips and you push him against the wall getting out your gun pointing it to his face putting it off safety "say that again, asshat and I'll blow your fuckin' brains out" you spit and he smirks

"Ever shoot a gun before?" He asks and you point the gun to the sky firing two warning shots "I've shot a gun before. I know how to hide a body. Ask around. I bet you no one would miss your sorry ass. Now apologize" he gulps and nods "I'm sorry" you let go and put the gun back in your purse

"And remember. Tell anyone about this and I'll find you and kill you" you walk away your heel clacking against the ground.

~

You walk inside Sherlock's flat smiling "hey, you" you lean down kissing him. He looks you up and down sighing "what'd you do?" He asks and you shrug "nothing. I'm just really happy" you smile and he looks at you "you either killed someone or nearly killed someone. Now give me your purse"

you roll your eyes opening your purse giving him your gun, some jewelry you shoplifted and pearls your father gave you "be careful with the pearls" you tell him and he nods "wouldn't want to break these lovely things would we?" He asks with a smile "why steal? You're a wealthy woman, your father is a CEO of a large company" you shrug

"Somethin' to do when I'm bored. And I got bored. Some asshat tried hitting on me so I set him straight" you smile and sit on his lap putting your legs over his "please get off" he says in an annoyed tone and you play with his curly hair "oh, you don't like it when I'm sitting on your lap? Does that mean you don't like it when I do this?"

You press your lips against his neck kissing softly "Y/N" he warns and you straddle his hips, your dress sliding up "or. This?" You lean in kissing him deeply. His hands rest on your hips and you pull back "you don't like that?" You smirk and he chuckles "I loved it" he smiles and you hear someone clear their throat.

You turn your head seeing John standing at the doorway awkwardly. You grin "oh, hey John" you get up fixing your dress then sitting back on Sherlock lap putting your legs on the armchair "yeah. Erm. I was wondering if you two could watch Rosie for the afternoon" he tells you and you get up smiling once you see Rosie walk in

"Hello Rosie" you grin picking her up "we'd be happy to watch this little princess wouldn't we Sherlock?" You smile towards Sherlock who sighs deeply "but Y/N!" You giggle "well how else am I going to train you to be a father?" You ask and he scrunches up his nose "we've been in a relationship for a year" you look back smiling

"Didn't know how else to tell you I'm pregnant" you joke and he rolls his eyes "fine" you grin widely and you put down Rosie and pick up the bag with toys and things "I will pay the two of you when I get back" you shake your head and smile "oh it's ok, we've got tons of money on our own don't we Sherlock?" You ask and he nods

"Now go, go. I'm sure you have very important things to do" you smile and he nods before leaving. You sir down on the floor holding Rosie "what do we have here?" You smile and open the bag bringing out a plush bear with a smile "look, Rosamund, it's your favorite toy" you smile and she grabs it with a little giggle

"Aren't you a cute one?" You smile and kiss her forehead, you look in the bag "ok, he didn't forget anything" you smile and get up kissing Sherlock's cheek "I love you, Sherl" you smile and he looks down to you with a loving look in his eyes "I love you too, Y/N" you grin and grab a cup of coffee.

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John picked Rosie up and now Sherlock's head is rested on your lap, your hand running through his raven curls with a smile "we are never having children" he sighs and you giggle "oh please. You loved it" you tease and he rolls his eyes, you smile and sigh slightly "I'm tired. Now get your head off my lap I need coffee" he obeys and you get up walking into the kitchen

You hum softly and feel a pair of warm hands on your hips having a tight grip, you smile widely and turn around wrapping your arms around the taller man's neck "I love you" you mumble before pulling him down for a kiss

"Me too"

Yes I'm aware this isn't the best

"Trust me when I tell you, you don't wanna see my Buddy mad. Because when he sees red, you won't see nothin', but black"
- Monica aka Darling (Baby Driver)