Fresh Prince of Bel Air but it's in Shakespearean

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Anon this is a st'ry all about how mine own life did get did turn and flipp'd upside down

And i'd liketh to taketh a minute

Just sitteth right th're

I'll bid thee how i becameth the prince of a town hath called bel air

In west philadelphia b'rn and hath raised

on the playground wast wh're i hath spent most of mine own days

chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all merit

and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school

at which hour a couple of guys who is't w're up to nay valorous

did start making troubleth in mine own neighb'rhood

i did get in one dram square and mine own mother did get afeard

the lady hath said 'you're movin' with thy auntie and uncle in bel air'

I did beg and plead'd with h'r day aft'r day

but the lady pack'd mine own suiteth case and hath sent me on mine own way

the lady gaveth me a kisseth and then the lady gaveth me mine own ticket.

i putteth mine own walkman on and hath said, 'i might as well kicketh t'

First class, yo this is lacking valor

drinking 'range juice out of a champagne glass.

is this what the people of bel-air living liketh?

hmm this might beest good now

But waiteth i heareth those gents're prissy, bourgeois, all yond

is this the typeth of lodging yond those gents just sendeth this merit gib?

i bethink not so

i'll seeth at which hour i receiveth th're

i desire those gents're did prepare f'r the prince of bel-air

Well, the plane did land and at which hour i cameth out

th're wast a broth'r who is't did look liketh a cop standing th're with mine own nameth out

I ain't trying to receiveth did arrest yet

I just did get h're

I did spring with the quickness liketh lightning, did disappear

I whistl'd f'r a cab and at which hour t cameth near

the licenseth plateth hath said green and t hadst dice in the mirr'r

if 't be true aught i couldst sayeth yond this cab wast rare

but I bethought 'nah, f'rget t' - 'yo, homes to bel air'

I did pull up to the house about seven 'r eigth

and I did yell to the cabbie 'yo homes smelleth ya lat'r'

I did look at mine own kingdom

I wast finally th're

to sitteth on mine own throne as the prince of bel air