Awsten was weird to say the least. The boy was a food addict but like, not the good kind. Sure, he'd do normal stuff like talk about how much he loved food or certain foods. But he also did weird stuff like talk about wanting to fuck foods. He talked about what it would look like if him and a certain food had a baby. Yeah, awsten was weird. But he somehow found someone just as weird as him to spend his life with. Back in 6th grade when this whole food obsession started, he'd say weird shit all the time. So he had no friends. Until one day, a boy named Geoff showed up to the school. Awsten started talking to him about the fantasies he had with food, and Geoff shared his as well. Everyone thought they were psychopaths, which they probably are but that's not any of our business. After middle school the boys realized they were abnormal so they kept their food fantasies private. After they graduated, they moved in together and it wasn't long before the boys started dating. There, in the secrecy of their apartment, they lived out multiple of their food fantasies, all while keeping it a secret. There's many stories I could tell, but I'm gonna tell you about the day their food relationship became very public.
It all started one day when awsten came home from taco Bell. "Geoff" The younger yelled as he walked into the apartment. "Yes?" Geoff replied. "Come here I got to ask you something" Awsten said. Geoff walked out of their bedroom to see awsten unwrapping the tacos and putting them on a plate. "Today," The smaller boy began. "We are going to fuck tacos. But not just any fuck. Your gonna shove one in me." He continued. Geoff got turned on just by the thought of putting a taco in awstens tight ass. Geoff nodded and headed back to the room, awsten following behind him with the tacos. There were 4 in total. Awsten set the tacos on the bed and both boys got naked. Awsten laid down and spread his legs, waiting for geoff to crawl in between them. Geoff grabbed a taco and got in position. Then he rubbed that shit all over awstens torso. Awsten started moaning uncontrollably. Geoff stuck his dick in awstens ass and immediately came. Then, he grabbed another taco and rubbed it all over awstens 2 inch penis. As Geoff picked up another taco, awsten began to get impatient. The boy began whining and screeching like a fucking banshee. Geoff rubbed the taco all over awstens ass cheeks. Saving the best for last, Geoff picked up the last taco. So the taco didn't break, Geoff had to mega stretch awsten. He put his whole ass fist in awsten, making sure his hole was big and ready. Once the hole was giant, Geoff slowly put the taco in awstens butt. Now this wasn't any taco, no. This was a hard shell taco filled with every topping possible, so it was very messy. Now, your probably wondering when their sexual food fantasies became public. Well, the taco was to hard to pull or push out of awstens ass. So they had to go to the hospital. Let's just say once they got there, the hospital staff was very concerned (and weirded out) by the fact that awsten had a taco in his ass. But even the emergency hospital trip didn't stop awsten. In fact, as soon as he got home, they shoved an ice cream sandwich up his ass. Nasty fucks. Moral of the story is, don't shove food up your ass if it's hard. It won't come out. You'll have to go to the hospital and explain why it's there. Then their gonna think your a fucking weirdo and your gonna be all embarrassed and shit. Don't follow in awsten or Geoff's foot steps children. Be smart about where your food goes. Thank you. Goodbye.
