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Firkle pov

As I said before I realized the fact I like like Ike about 6 months ago. Yeah a compliment for him came out of muy mouth for no reason while I was with Pete talking about death and despair criticizing "social groups";you know the cheerleaders, the jerks, those emos and all that bullshit.

The " nerdos" came out and the Biggest nerd at school is... yes, Ike Broflovski. Pete was telling me every single imperfection but he also recognized that Broflovski was the only one who had an opportunity in life and a possibility to get every girl he wanted because he was good looking.

I have no idea why but my response was "yeah, he's hot". No words from Pete, he was just staring trying to make me keep talking.

—What?!— I had no idea what else to say.

—What?! You just said yourself that Ike Broflovski is hot! —

—So? —

—Dude, you like him? —

—The heck you saying! For sweet Satan, no! —

—Gimme a reason for you to say that —

—Shut up! The only reason is because HE IS hot or you gonna tell me that no one in school is into him? —

—You like him—

—Oh geez, fuck you Pete—

—You like him! Firkle likes Ike! —

—Who's the conformist now? —

—Haha so you do?! Little Firkle has a crush. —

—ugh OK ok I might have a crush on him but is just that and stop using "crush". —

—you're into him so now you're a conformist and conformists use the "crush" word.—

—I hate you. —

—Love ya too. Btw do the other goths know? —

—Shit they know! Are you trying to make them kill me?! They should never know anything about this! Not even a word! —

—About what? The fact that You like a boy named Ike Broflovski —

—Stop it but seriously, what I'm afraid of the most is that Ike is a popular boy, a jock, a man, You know a penis maybe pussy destroyer someone who I can not even look,a dude—

— So? So do I—

—You do? —

—Yeah—Pete flipped his hair

—Who?—

—What? —

—who is it? I told mine now tell me yours. –

—someone who's prohibited—

—What do you mean by that? —

— ... —

—Wait —

—Don't —

—Is that vampire fag right? —

—Don't say "fag" it is such an insult now for US—

—OH, right—I just did realize that all the "insults and bad stuff for gay people" affects me too, kind of  –But can I still call him "CuntFagula"? —

—If he's OK with it I GUESS—

—SO HE IS HUH? That's Betrayal! Are you turning into his vampqueer?—

—Kinda, I don't feel comfortable talking about this —

—Is it wrong or something?—

—No, it's not that, I mean we've been enemies our whole life and now I'm into him, there's no sense! —