Namjoon, being a smart boye: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Taehyung: what if it bites me and it dies?
Namjoon: That means you're poisonous.
Jeongguk: what if it bites itself and I die?
Namjoon: . . . That's voodoo
Taehyung: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
Namjoon: Thats correlation not causation
Jeongguk: what if we bite each other and neither of us die?
6/7 of Bangtan:
Yoongi, contemplating:
Yoongi, placing his book down and sighing:
Yoongi, grinning: That's kinky—
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