Sherlock "Watson!............ Watson!!"
He walked in, somber and stupid, yawning like a fool.... He'd just awoke from a sleep, that seemed like eight whole days. He wasn't pleased with my shouting, but I don't care, I have and try to seem as normal as possible, I throw up a fake dramatic smile and in an instant, I frown, aren't that normal?
John "My god, Sherlock! Why are you yelling? What'd you want?"
Breathing like a wailing banshee, in my face, the breath of a pack mule.
Sherlock "Why have you removed my eyeballs from the cupboard? I specifically told everyone not to touch them!"
John "Wait, wait. What'd you mean by everyone? Mis. Hudson and I were the only ones here"
He pissed me off, with the constant questioning me, I mustn't slap him, but I can't resist.
Sherlock " Well, John...... After you left for the marcket, I made a few calls"
John " Like who? Who did you call, Sherlock?"
Sherlock "Well, I phoned Mis. Hudson, to remind her, you as well..... Mycroft, Molly, Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, and a few more, but that's beside the point!! Why did you move the eyeballs?"
Who does he think he is minding my business and who I phoned.
John" Why do you just assume, that I removed them?"
Sherlock " Well, I know everyone else wouldn't possibly try and break into here, so........"
John "Wait! So if you knew, that no one else would try and break into here, why did you phone them?"
Sherlock "For good measure, Watson, good measure!"
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Sherlock: Secret Watson
Fanfiction"I don't exactly know what it is, but Watson has been acting strange,very lately, Mycroft! I don't know yet, but I will find out soon enough" "Sherlock? Don't do anything foolish" "Have I ever, Mycroft? " "................."
