The new girl: a spongebob fanfic

Chapter 8

SpongeBob was so excited that he went upstairs and took a crap.

The day of the date

I was so nervous I threw up, or maybe that was the seaweed that I ate from the side of the rode. But anyways, I got ready for my date. I shaved my spongy ass. You know why😏😏. I fed Gary my ass hair and headed to Sarah's house. When I got to her house, I opened my door to see Patrick. I was confused and jealous at first, but he was there because he was going jellyfish hunting with Stella. Sarah got in the car and we headed to ship n' a bottle restraunt. When we got there, we sat down immediately, or at least I did. Sarah went for the chair but tripped over it instead. I laughed so hard I had to take a dump. I went to the bathroom. I went to pull down my pants, but the poo spewed out of me like a waterfall. I shoved it back in my spongy holes to hide it. I had to hold on to the toilet so the pressure from my poo didn't make me go through the cealing, but then I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER!!!

I'm screwed.

I asked the person next to me if I could use his toilet roll, but he was pooping so he said no. What I did next was one of the most confident things I've ever done in my lifetime.