Ricky: I have so many favorite breeds of dogs, we won't take home just one dog. We're getting three or maybe seven.
Stephen: Ricky, look! Look at that Labrador! Isn't she the cutest? And look at the Great Dane! And that German Shepherd! I love big dogs! They're puppies at heart even when they're old!
Ricky: Meh, I prefer small dogs. See that bulldog?
Stephen: He's... Something special... I prefer dogs that aren't slobbery. Maybe we can meet halfway with a Sheltie?
Ricky: Too much work. A Sheltie would need its fur trimmed every other week. What about a Golden Retriever? They're the best.
Stephen: I suppose that's a good compromise. If I ever go into cardiac arrest, she could save my life.
Karl: Why can't we get a cat- *Karl sees the same Golden puppy and starts crying* RICKY WE ARE GETTING THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT
Ricky: ...
Stephen: ...
Ricky: Golden it is.
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RiSK Scenarios and Imagines
RandomA.K.A. The things that are too strange to RP. I came up with most of these myself, but if you'd like to submit something, feel free to put it in the comments and you will receive full credit. A lot of these are Vines/TikToks, but occasionally it'll...
