Stephenmerchant Stories

"So we sat on the bed together, and we thought that was a bit intense, so I put a line of pillows down." "I don't understand why, even if you put a line of pillows between us. Now, he knows I'm not gonna jump on it." "I know!" "He's not gonna jump on me." "No!" "But he's still terrified that some kind of paparazzi is gonna par ascend down the building, peer in, and take a photo of us. And that's before we get home to explain that we're just watching the football! There's no way they could sit down on the bed just as friends!" -Ricky and Steve, Season 3, Episode 12

A.K.A. The things that are too strange to RP. I came up with most of these myself, but if you'd like to submit something, feel free to put it in the comments and you will receive full credit. A lot of these are Vines/TikToks, but occasionally it'll be something completely different! Happy reading, RiSKies!

I draw Ricky, Steve, and Karl a lot so I'm finally doing an art book. I'll try to update it a lot, but I can already tell that school and stuff like that will be a burden. I hope you like my art! :)

Business before pleasure. That's how the saying always went. SYNOPSIS: Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant are forced to share a single bed in a hotel that, to put it nicely, neither of them expected to stay in. How do they survive all seven days of their trip? Two words: secret affair.

No more looking for The Wife, Stephen says, and meets his perfect lady the moment after. (Smerch / The Wife one-shot, since there's not enough Smerch fiction. To be continued. Maybe)