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"Shit...my water just broke and we're at a bank heist...SHIT!"
"DON'T. TELL. ME. TO. BREATHE. YOU'RE. NOT. PUSHING. A. WATERMELON. OUT. OF. YOUR. VAGINA!"
"She's...she's so tiny...but so beautiful..."
"Be careful with her, she's small."
"Is it normal for a baby to scream this much?"
"I've tried everything and she won't! Stop! Crying! I'm on the verge of a mental breakdown!"
"I just put my daughter to sleep and if you wake her up, I'll beat you to death with this baby."
"Why are all the baby clothes in stores pink? Why can't there be any cute black ones?"
"Oh jeez...poor kid's already getting my curls."
"Believe it or not, rock music actually calms her down."
"OW! Don't pull momma's curls!"
"Give me a couple more months and I'll be back to being Catwoman and stealing. Promise."
"When is the right age to take my baby on a bank heist?"
"I think she's teething since she is attempting to chew through Pengy's cane."
"What? She's six months and I can't leave her alone, so I'm taking her to steal some jewelry."
"Huh, she really likes that stolen diamond. Like mother like daughter!"
"C'mon sweetie! Say 'momma'!"
"Shoving stolen money into a bag and rocking my daughter as she drinks her milk is called multitasking and I can do it."
"I don't know if I should be upset that she just threw her empty bottle at me and demanded for more or proud that she has a very good aim this young."
"Oh...my...god...she's taking her first steps on a bank heist!"
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