Mother fucking BitLife

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I had two lives, I named the months because  am dumb.

Life #1 April May

Life #1 April May

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iT wOrKeD oUt-

"My little Sister, Molly, married Alexander Hamilton, a 22 year old cameraman"

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"My little Sister, Molly, married Alexander Hamilton, a 22 year old cameraman"
... ELIZA AND JOHN DON'T EXIST-

 ELIZA AND JOHN DON'T EXIST-

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Me and Maddison broke up... But hey, Thomas Sanders has a sister!

 But hey, Thomas Sanders has a sister!

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NO NOT JIMMY, HE WAS MY NEPHEW-

NO NOT JIMMY, HE WAS MY NEPHEW-

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Me and Arleen divorced... bUT ELIZA CAME TO THE MOTHER FUCKING RESCUE!

 bUT ELIZA CAME TO THE MOTHER FUCKING RESCUE!

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aaaand she died

Okay, I don't have the death thingy for April bc I'm dumb af

Life #2 May June

I have nothing but 3 images for May,

I have nothing but 3 images for May,

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WHY HELLO THEO

aaaaaaand I died

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aaaaaaand I died

Here is the tombstone if ya wanna read it

Here is the tombstone if ya wanna read it

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Any whooo!
Bye Doves!

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