"Bitch shut the fuck up!" I exclaimed at my best friend Asia, as we sat in the mall food court, enjoying our Chinese food. I continued to stuff my face with orange chicken, as she went on and on about her niggas small dick. "And then he had the nerve to ask me, why I was not choking on his dick." She rambled on, as I continued to cackle at her story."Girl leave his ass." I spoke, after taking a sip of my lemonade. "I would, but the way he can eat pussy is just so magical. It does make up for his dick game, slightly. Slightly." Asia replied putting extra emphasis on slightly. "Couldn't be me." I spoke, looking around the mall food court. "I'm telling you Kai! You've seen his dick pics! That nigga know he gotta do something else to make up for his small as dick. Fuck, finger some pussy good or eat it good. Whatever." Asia spoke, as I scrunched my face up. "Bitch I'm tryna eat." I spoke, shoving more noodles into my mouth. "And bitch I'm tryna tell a story." Asia smartly replied, laughing loudly at the end of her sentence, causing me to join in.
Looking to my left I notice a group of guys, sitting at the table next to us. A fine group of guys at that. I continued sipping my lemonade, taking glances at the table periodically. "Bitch I see you, you not slick." Asia spoke, taking notice of my glances. "Girl bye." I waved her off, as I felt a tap on my arm. Turning around making eye contact with the stranger, as they proceeded to speak to me, "How old are you?" He questioned, giving me a once over, as a sly grin adorned his handsome face.
"I'm seventeen, and why?" I questioned, knowing exactly where this is going. "I'm tryna get yo number girl." He spoke, a smirk upon his plump lips, as he continued to check me out. A blush graced my brown cheeks, as I looked away slightly, a grin pulling at my plump lips. "I don't even know you." I spoke, looking to Asia to notice her trying to stifle a laugh. "That's why I asked, I'm tryna get to know yo fine self." He continued, trying to convince me. I continued to examine his appearance, and damn he was fine. "I didn't even get your name." I spoke, a smirk on my face now.
"Jordan, and yours?" He replied, a grin upon his plump lips. "Kai, and how old are you?" I continued to prosecute him. "Twenty-two, but I'm willing to catch that case for you." He stated, as Asia and I laughed crazily at his statement. I continued to examine his appearance, loving how his brown skin looked in the bright lighting of the cafeteria. "So what's your zodiac sign?" Whom I now know as Jordan questioned, licking his lips, as he then placed a grin on his face.
"A Libra, and you?" I replied back. A smile was plastered on his face as he replied. "That don't matter baby, all that matters is we're compatible. You my wife girl!" Jordan Exclaimed. Asia and I both broke out into laughter, as Jordan soon joined in also. "Do you know how many Libra's there are in the world?" I questioned, a smirk upon my plump glossed lips. "Nah, but it don't even matter girl because you my wife!" Jordan continued. "So are you gone give me your number or not?" He questioned, placing his phone into my hand. "Ugh fine." I replied rolling my eyes playfully, handing him my phone also. After exchanging phone numbers, Asia and I gathered our stuff ready to leave. "I put myself as big daddy j in yo phone girl!" Jordan exclaimed, placing my phone into my hand.
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inspired by the song horoscope on my husbands new album😤🥺🥰🥵