The Spy Couple

New Mish.

"No WAY I'm gonna be making FROZEN YOGURT for selfish gits that only give a penny!"

Then Brit's phone rang."Sorry, gotta take this."

"Hello....yes....yes, this is.....mm.....wait...is in the Orange Orange!?.....No...Seriously...and I'll meet them all there.....three o'clock......right......I'll be there....The pin is.....3450....Thanks....Bye."She puts down the phone in a hurry and grabs her bags.

"Brits, where ARE you going?"Joc askes, suspiciously.

"For an interview at the Orange Orange!"She finished and ran out of the house at full speed.

NOW PLAYING AS BRITANY.

I leap off my black motorcycle, lock it, and start walking towards the Orange Orange. I step into the store and hear the bells on the door chime. The neighbour, Sarah,-who works here- came up to me."Hello, I heard you want the job here so, follow me!"

"Well, actually, I'm also here because there is an entrance to something in this store as well as the Buy More and I want to get in,"I finish, grinning.

"I'm afraid I can't let you do that," she says, obviously determined for me to go the hell away.

"Permission from General Beckman. PIN, 3450. Now, thank you!"I grin, mischievously.

Sarah looks at me for a few seconds."Is that why you moved into Burbank?"She asks with absolutely no expression whatsoever.  

"For what she calls Operation Bartowski. Apparently, I'm supposed to work here with a team and I guess you and Chuck are in it."I finish.

She sighs. "Follow me."

She leads me to the cold, dark and damp freezer and leads me to a handprint and a PIN pad. She tells me to put in the PIN and then, almost instantly, scan my hand. I do as I'm told. When my hand scans, it comes up with:

BRITANY-ROSE ANGELINA PARKER.

"Oh, so your name is actually Britany-Rose," says Sarah.

"Yep. They used to call me Rosie when I was a kid. Then when I was a teen, they started to just call me Brit. And that's what my sisters call me now."I say as I walk through the door and down the stone steps. "Where is everyone else?"

"In Operation Bartowski, we only have me, Chuck, Morgan, Casey, and now you."Sarah explains.

"Wait, so you're saying that John Casey is working with you in the CIA/NSA? That explains why he has loads of guns. Oh, I've heard that you and Bobs have made friends. You honestly look like twins." I smile then roll my eyes. "So when are these douches  going to hurry up and get their lazy asses down here?"

Then Casey runs down the stairs and stares in shock at Brits. "Walker, why did you let a savilian down at castle? You know full well_,"He began but then General Beckman (who had just turned on their monitor to speak to them,) began to speak. 

"Actually, Colonel Casey, she's an agent, thank you very much. She has moved to Burbank to work with us on Operation Bartowski."

"Operation moron."Casey whispered to Brits.

Brit bursts out laughing and falls to the floor.

"Agent Parker, would you like to share the joke with us?"Beckman asked as stern as a teacher. "We could all do with some cheering up today, couldn't we?"

Brit coughs. "It's I've got a little cough, ma'am. Just *cough* bear with me."

Beckman sighs and carries on. "Anyway, a mission has come in. It is at the Bar Lubitsch in Hollywood. We want you, Chuck, and you, Sarah, to play as a married couple on your Honeymoon. Now, that shouldn't be too hard as you two are already married, aren't you?"

Chuck and Sarah share a look."But, General, Chuck and I have already been on our Honeymoon. What if people recognise us?" Sarah asks suspiciously, as always.

"Who is going to be at a Russian Pub, that you know, the exact time as us?"Beckman sighs," Anyway, Colonel Casey, you will be a bartender and you, Britney-Rose, will be a waitress. Any problem with that?"

"Uh-huh." I complain. "Have you ever  seen what waitress' wear? I can't go in li-," but Beckman has already logged off. "-ke that." 

"Well, looks like you're gonna have to do it anyway."Casey smirks as he goes off to grab his suit and tie.

"But I don't WANT to be a waitress! Working at the Orange-Orange is bad enough!"I whine helplessly.

"I guess that's just tough luck for you then"Sarah sighes."See you later, Chuck, I'm going to go and find a dress."

"Right back at ya!"Chuck smiles."Well, I mean I am gonna get a suit, not a dress, obviously."The two rushed off smiling 'happily'.

Then, out of the blue, Beckman turned on the monitor. "Agent Parker, as you seem to have a problem with being a waitress maybe you'd prefer to be Chuck's mom for the night?"She says sternly, and seriously.

"Whatever, I'll go tell the others, I'll pretend to be a prostitute mom that had sex way too young then."I say rushing off quickly.

NOW PLAYING AS JOCELYN 

"Hey, good luck out there, Bobs, don't get into any trouble, ok?"I say, hugging Bobbi in the progress."We'll still see you, right?"

"Obvs! You know how much I love you sis!!!!!"Bobs smiles happily as she does her 'I'm a cute little innocent girl' pose."Send Brits my love!"

"Hey, you know my storage cupboard in my room that leads into a locked room?"I ask.

"Yas, I do."Bobs says, not really understanding the conversation.

"Well, I'm going to use that as my study so your room will be turned into a guest room whenever  Mom and Dad come to stay or something."

"But won't that be a bit cramped? I thought you were claustrophobic?"

"I just said that because I didn't want to go to Santa's Grotto with you when I was fifteen, you were seven and Brit was eighteen out drinking with a fake ID."

"And having sex in Daddy's car."

We both laugh."So, working at the Buy More now? Trying to get closer to Mr Hot Casey?"Bobs lickes her lips hysterically. 

"Shut up and get out!"I joke as I playfully push her of the house."Catch ya later!"