One story to rule them all.........

The first and maybe last part......

Right let's start the actual story, one second. No, wait. Sorry

Ok, let's start. Once upon a time.......... There was a princess in a tower and then this random prince comes along and tries to save her from the dragon, but it turns out he was useless and got ripped to shreds by the dragon. The "beautiful" princess rotted way in her tower. The End.

I don't exactly know what you were expecting, just telling it as it is