"Hewwo? OwO" you knock onto the door, asking if anyone is inside.
You continue to knock until someone had finally answered, "H-Hi" They stutter in greeting, blushing.
"Oh heyyy Ellaa" You winked, making the other person to stop feeling embarrassed.
"Sup Skyeeee" They winked back as they responded."May I come in? OwO" You seek for approval of entrance with a smirk worn on your face.
"Yeah, sureeee!" Ella consents as they strike a pose and OwO.
"Where should I sit cutie?" You wink, making Ella feel flustered.
"U-Uh, in the living room cause theres no dead ppl, hahaha! Lol #superfunnee OwO"
Ella suffers upon saying that.
"Oh okay sure lead the way, Ella" You smile, gesturing your hands for her to do so.
"Alright~~~" She stops by a dark door and faces towards you . She winks. "UwO".
Your face sets aflame upon the glorious sight before you "O-Oh?! What's this?" You gazed in awe and your eyes shine.
"Meet my father" She winks profusely as if something got in her eye as she introduces the man of the hour.
"Oh la la~~" Your eyes focus on one thing, one beautiful, muscular thing. "Your father's hot Ella" You wink once again but in a lewd manner."Sup" He speaks as he turns around, OwOes and kills 1/2 of the universe using the most messed up furry tags in furry history.
"Fuck me daddy" You wink, with a seductive smirk taking over your features.
OwO "NANI THE fUCK" Ella winks.
"Maybe Ella can join too" You suggest, with a cute bunny smile on you.
Daddy Thanos Patterson responds with a nod as he begins to play "3" by Britney Spears.
You caress Ella's fur behind her ears, she lets out a moan, "KYAAAAAAAA~"
Daddy Thanos Patterson goes on top "Oh that's hot" He says as begins to record OwO
-Time skip-
You run your hand along the soft fur "Your tail is very soft, Ella" You wink yet again.
OwO"Yours too" She winks profusely.
"Don't forget Daddy!"
Daddy Thanos Patterson responds, "Of course, My hands arent ONLY good for the infinity gauntlet~" He gets his farmer hat, puts a string of hay in his mouth and goes out with his pitchfork, ready to get some finger snappin' good hay.
-at night-
"I'm gonna head home now" OwO "Thanks for the fun!" You smirk, shoving your fumigation kit, tortilla packs and the HM suit in your bag, afterwards you sling your bag on.You were humming your way out until the door suddenly shut instantly, may be nearly broken. A silhouette behind the door appears and seemed to have been hiding behind the door, they step out of the shadow to reveal themselves.
It was none other than...d a d d y f a r m e r j o h n t h a n o s.
"I dont think so~" He locks 87 chains and locks on the doors and windows*
"Fufufufufufufufuufufu~" Ella smirked in a devilish way.
"Well I guess I don't mind staying" You wink, then smirk, and pull out your shotgun.
Ella moves the carpet to the side and unlocks the trapdoor. UwU
Daddy Thanos Patterson walked beside you, "I will show you, whats in the basement, and the secret to the titans" OwO #notlewd
Ella gasps, "nANi? Ok".
"Maybe it's your turn to be locked up Ella, we'll have tons of fun for sure! " You suggest with a wink, cocking and locking your gun and aiming it to the lock. You lewdly smirk, you pull the trigger.
"DONT FORGET ME!" He jumps in suddenly out of nowhere and begins to escort Ella and I into the trapdoor chamber.
Ella gets startled, "D-Daddy?!" She looks at him as he drags us down the stairs until we came in contact with an old wooden door.
He smirks UwO.
You kiss Ella while caressing the smooth lines on Thanos' golden chin.
She blushes fro the sudden move made by you "O///O".
"Hello~" a voice from the shadows greets, emerging from the shadows, a Feminine Purrs enters the stage and does a pose OwO.
"WHERE DID THY COME FROM?!" Ella does a confused OwO.
"From your Granny" the unidentified walking figure winks while doing the pose yet again OwO.
"Hey Momma.... OOOOOOooooOOh~ didnt mean to make you cry, carry oooon, carry oon." Thanos greeted then began to use his lovely Josh Brolin voice in singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You continued, "And momma...UWUUUUUUUU"
Ella raised a brow, somehow not knowing the entire lyrics and so she sang a random line, "just killed a man... put a gun against his head"
"Pulled mah trigger now hes ded" Thanos confessed.
You all song the whole song together, killing off the rest of the universe.
After you deliver the final line, you wink OwU "Maybe I should really head home", you suggest, concerned your dog might shoot up another neighbor's home
Feminine purrs, after revealing her name slurred "Awww..." UwU .
Daddy Thanos Patterson rose from behind you with an Iron Maiden, "No, no, no, Ella has a lot of space on her bed" he winks
"Ugh! Dadddyyyy!" She pouts, being embarrassed.
"That sounds great, but I really have to go" you sigh, nervously sweating of what farmer John might say or do.
"maybe tomorrow? OwU" Feminine Purrs suggests.
Daddy Thanos Patterson nods in agreement, "Perhaps perhaps, ohohoho" he winks seductively.
"Well...sure! Why not?" You brightened, agreeing with their suggestion.
You walk through the hallway of Thanos' collection. You notice a tiny transparent box that appeared to be empty, you read the label below.
"Uhh, John?" You call, Thanos turns around and hums in response.
"Where's Ant-Man?" You ask.
"Oh shit."
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Where's the Tiny Dude? Ella Patterson x Skye Jordan x Farmer Thanos
Historical FictionThe heart-touching story of Farmer John Thanos and his Furry daughter and her Furry best friend. This story is just a joke, me and my classmate watched this video from a youtuber named Quackity HD. Ella Patterson and Skye Jordan are made-up characte...