"Elementary My Dear Watson."

The incredible Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock speaks with his mind let me tell you that, but when he speaks with words, it's amazing, he would say "John stop being hysterical!" Just by looking at me, I know for a fact I am not a hysterical person. He loves to be in my presence, he thinks that my mind is so placid and boring, not very nice to say to someone who's known you for 7+ years, anyway, there's alot more cases unsolved than he says, he just doesn't want to be embarrassed, I love it when he get embarrassed, I could almost say cute but I'm not gay, I remember one time he thought I was out but I came back to get something and I caught him dancing, I recorded it and posted it on the internet, he took it down within 5 minutes but that doesn't mean I still don't have the recording on my phone. Sherlock is a wise chap and I admire him so much and I wish to be like him, there's around about 5 year gap between me and him but people say that he looks 25 and I look 50. I hope Rosie grows up to be just like him and her mother (obviously me aswell). Mrs H said that Sherlock has always been a trouble one and he's never really been the type to socialise, also, something that Sherlock didn't tell me, is his parents have known Mrs H since Sherlock was very young, a BABY in fact, so she's seen every bit of him, I don't think I will ever post about cases he says not to, he really likes to be private when he wants to, I remember him walking out of the shower with nothing but a towel in front of his parts, I giggled and I was amused but he wasn't, he just simply walked over to his laptop, picked it up and went to the bedroom, I didn't see him for another 15-20 minutes until he came out it a full tuxedo with straight hair, a mustache and glasses, he said in a foreign accent "let's go John".