Chapter 2: the Start of the Disaster

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-2 Days after the American federation have captured-

Ivan: we have waited for Chris to come back at Sol 3 but we are waiting for 2 days and he still isn't back

Gold: yeah! I mean he is Easily faster than the Speed of light and it should have taken him less than a Hour to travel back from 1 star to Sol 3

Ivan: so who is gonna take his leadership?

Gold: it should be me

Ivan: No! no! no! forget it! If you can't clean up your own stinky room then I'm sure you will make a mess with our Army

Gold: says the one who has not Wash himself in 1 whole year

Ivan: that's not true! it's cuz you're didn't wash your nose in 1 whole year dumbass!

-Everyone in the Room: WWOOOOHHH!! (Superhotfire meme)

-then Gold and Ivan are Fighting-

Jan (RPG TV): Pathetic losers! this is what happens if you guys are taking the lead! that's why I am gonna take the lead

John: so you think your worth taking the lead? cuz you don't fight weakling!

Jan: come at me! and say again right in my face!

John: I can't say it cuz *cough* your mouth smells like rotten eggs

-Dylan walks in-

Dylan: ok what's going on why is everyone in the room screaming? and what the hell are you guys doing?

Alex with a smoking voice: they all Fighting about who is gonna take the lead

Dylan builds his fists, Head is boiling and throws a Table against the Fighting guys which they are landing on a Wall

Dylan: who do you think is gonna take the lead! me of course! cuz Chris is my brother and I am way more relevant than you guys!!

-then everyone is Dancing awkward in the room with Cringe music cuz of happiness-

Dylan slaps on his forehead, Walks out of the room and says: the most powerful Military Group in the world yet it feels they also one of the stupid group to work with ohh.. why do I deserve this?

-1 week after the American federation captured-

Dylan goes then to the top of the roof to make his speech but before that

Fire ninja: sir I got something for you

Dylan: show me

-a space picture of a new black hole discovered-

Dylan: I don't see it. why you are giving this to me?

7up: Hey is that the picture of My mothers butthole? How did you get that?

-silence in the room with Dylan and the others making a weird face-

Dylan: just go back to work

7up looks down with a shamed face: ok boss..

Dylan and the others are looking back at the picture

7up: wait maybe you should get microscope so you can see better

Dylan: good idea

Fire ninja: hey flare! can you give me a microscope?

-SpongeBob meme 1 hour later-

Flare: here it is

Dylan: thanks

Dylan is looking in the microscope and sees someones dick in the picture

Dylan immediately looks away: aahhh!!!!!

Fire ninja: something wrong sir?

Dylan: nothing

Dylan zooms on a different spot of the picture and sees the Dark form of Chris

Dylan: but t-that's my brothers Dark Form is that from the fight with Armageddon?

Fire ninja: I think so?

Dylan: could it be he is sucked into that thing?

Fire ninja and Flare are holding up their shoulders

Flare: is this the first time he is sucked?

-Another silence in the room with Dylan with big eyes-

Dylan: I should go to the roof. I have to give a speech

Dylan is on top of the roof and speaks:
Hello folks! I first really want to say thank you to help us in the war especially the ones who have died for us. but now I have heard some news and it seems that Chris my brother has died in the last battle. And that's why I think we should go for 1 minute silence for everyone who died including Chris to give them respect

-1 minute silence-

Dylan drops a tear

Ruo: how did he die?

Dylan: in a black hole in his fight against Armageddon and Armageddon probably also died with him

Ruo: welp that sucks

Dylan then is babbling about his leadership

Ruo comes in

Ruo: ok stop! Stop! stop! Let me speak!
Ladies and gentle man don't believe in his bullshit he says

Ruo: you there! record this live for me for everyone who watches TV
Dylan is lying to us he is lying (and he says it 3 times)

Dylan: ok but what am I lying about?

Ruo: you hate us! you said back then that the CG army is the stupidest Army in the world and now you are saying you love them?

Dylan: well it's not that I'm gay... OKAY!! this is one of the stupidest reason I have ever heard!!
I only stated that cuz you were flexing around in the room like you were Drunk!! that's the only time I said that!!

Ruo: ok guys enough with Dylan! I want to control all the wars all the way up to world Peace just to bring the countries who are in war now to bend them to their Knees cuz just look around and see what's happening now that's what I call a war zone instead of Justice what about our wifes, children, old people and our civilians that's unacceptable! it's time to move the CG army to a Different era! Of peace, Freedom, Justice and security

Dylan: guys but we can sure go for Justice but what about other countries Justice doesn't that exists

Ruo: I will make Sol 3 Nations puppet states so that they are going to listen to me

Dylan: if you're not with me then you are my enemy! then you are a enemy of the republic!

Ruo: the era of your families control is over! Everyone who is with me! follow me and join my Army!

Dylan: kill this man!

Soldiers are sniping on Ruo

But Ruo dissapears

The Newspapers are fastly out of stock

Newspaper maker: We are Rich!!
Come on guys make more newspapers for our folks so that we have can build our new houses




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