You all escape the goblin mine, with your baby hyrda behind you all. You come across what seems to be a human village with bustling town folk and animals hefting goods for trade purposes. They all turn to your group and greet you all but stop short when they noticed the hyrda. They all start panicking slowly, whispering to one another before they start cornering your group. What do you do?
1. Eat them all
2. Bribe them to let you go
3. Flirt
One: You all unsheath your weapons and attack a mother and child, eating their arm and neck, killing them both instantly. Player with the lowest roll gets Salmonella from eating raw flesh. 20 damage. You all eventually get tired and get thrown in a cage in the middle of the village
Two: you try to bring them with money or your skills. Turns out you weren't good enough and they start closing in on your group, they throw you all in a cage in what seems to be in the middle of the village
Three: The player with the highest roll gets to flirt with one of the maidens. The maiden looks at you in discomfort and shows her ring on her finger. Oops. You all get thrown in a cage in what seems to be in the middle of the village.
You all look up to see the Queen glaring at all of you. She says something in her native tounge and everyone starts cheering. You all look at each other confused and the queen turns to you all. The player with the highest roll gets to have a one night stand with her. The person is soon chained with a leash and is taken away with the queen to her castle while the rest is still in the cage. After 9 hours of pleasure, that person returns with hickies and bruises all over their face, neck, and shoulders. You all try to make a plan.
1. Bust out of the cage
2. Burn the cage with the Hydra
3. Pretend to be dead
One: You all kick and punch at the bars of the cage, alerting the gaurds to cuff you all, good job idiots. Because the person with the one night stand impregnated the queen. She exiled you all from the village and your now in the cave.
Two: you try to burn the cage with the Hydra but you hyrda is too hungry. Player with the lowest roll gets it's toes bitten off. 25 damage. Because you were too loud after screaming in pain they shoved you all into a cave
Three: You all lay down on your side or your front and look dead as possible. The gaurds come in to examine you all. Player with the lowest roll gets kicked by a gaurd. 15 damage. The player who got kicked held in their yelo of pain and the gaurds tossed all your bodies in a cave.
You all beat up the person who had a one night stand with the queen. 30 damage to that person. But then hear foot steps coming your way. You all get up and try to adjust your eyes to dark. You see a old man with shades. He tells you to follow him.
1. Follow him
2. Go the other way
3. Scream for help
One: you all follow him, no questions asked. You all look up and see a dead end? He turns towards you with a creepy smile on his face and he takes of his shades revealing his black with blood oozing out if his sockets. Making a puddle beneath your feet.
Two: you go the other way but you're blocked off by gaurds. You follow the old man reluctantly and you are at a dead end? The old man turns to you with a smile on his face, he takes off his shades reveling his black eyes with blood oozing out of his sockets. A puddle of blood beneath your feet.
Three: You all try to scream for help but the old man punchs all of you in the back of the head, you all take 10 damage. He tells you to shut up and follow him. You all hesitate but follow him only to be met with an.. dead end? He looks at all of you with a smile and removed his shades, reveling his black eyes with red blood oozing out of his sockets. Forming a blood puddle beneath your feet.
You all get your weapons out but he has black tentacles, he hits your weapons out of your hands and he pins you all against the wall. He laughs like a psychopath as it echoes through the cave tunnels. You all struggle against his vice like grip until you hear a battle cry! It's the queen! She slices the old man in half, killing him, you all drop to the ground and the queen goes up to the person who had a one night stand. She kisses them deeply before grabbing their ass making them squeak.5 damage. She chuckles and apologizes to you all.
1. Forgive her
2. Demand money as an apology
3. Hug her
One: You all agree to her and say that you forgive her. Everyone roll a dice. Keep in mind for the highest roller.
Two: You demand money as an apology gift and she hands you 20 gold pieces in a bag. Everyone roll a dice. Keep in mind for the highest roller.
Three: you all hug her and she cries with joy. Everyone roll a dice. Keep in mind for the highest roller.
You all give her a warm smile, she then pulls aside the person who had a one night stand with her and whispers, "I'm having your baby.. and I couldn't be any happier than for it to be yours" she she's tears of joy while kissing you sweetly. You rejoin back with the group and as you were about to announce the news. The person with the highest roller stabs the Queen in the stomach! You all look shocked as the queen clutches the weapon piercing her stomach. She falls to her knees, a shocked and pained expression can be seen on her face. She falls with a THUMP and she dies... You all look at the person who stabbed her in shock and disbelief!
(ONS= One Night Stand Person)
1. Punch them
2. Yell at them
3. Try to get help
One: ONS takes a step towards the person who stabbed their beloved and punches him in the jaw. 16 damage.
The others hold back ONS before further damage could be done.
Two: ONS yells at the person who stabbed their beloved. The others put a hand on their shoulder, telling them it'll be okay.
Three: ONS and the others carry the Queen's body to the village. Shock and gasps raise from the village, one of the healers put a hand on the Queen's forhead and sighs, they shake their head and everyone holds a funeral for their majesty.
You all leave the village. Rain starts to pour as your Hydra makes little whimpering sounds. You all come across a busy tavern, you enter and sit down ordering drinks. Drinking your sorrows, the person who stabbed the queen tries to speak, "I don't know what happened, it's like my body moved on it's own!"
1. Forgive them
2. Ignore them
3. Slap them
One: You all forgive them
Two: You all give them the cold shoulder
Three: ONS slaps the person, 5 damage
