To: DaeDae
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FUCK ME
From: DaeDae
OH
MY
GOD
To: DaeDae
RIGHTTTTT
FUCKER ILLEGAL
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RIGHT
To: DaeDae
UGGHHHHH IM SCREAMING HELP
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wait. who is he?
To: DaeDae
His name on Instagram is @LayMeDownBaby
From: DaeDae
Fuck dude
Even his @ is sexy as hell
To: DaeDae
IKR
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YEP
To: DaeDae
NOW BACK TO SCREAMING OVER THIS FUCKING TYRANT
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LMAO
To: DaeDae
BITCH HE TRYINA KILLLLL ME
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HE TRYNA KILL EVERYONE AND THEIR MF TOASTER
To: DaeDae
ILLEGAL
DONT FUCKING TOUCH MY TOASTER
YOU DISRESPECTFUL ASSHOLE
From: DaeDae
SKSKKSKS
"DONT FUCKING TOUCH MY TOASTER"
To: DaeDae
DONT DO IT
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HOLD UP IM DYING GIVE ME A SECOND SSKSSKKS
To: DaeDae
LMAO OKAY
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I CANT BRESTHEEEEE
To: DaeDae
LMAOOO
From: DaeDae
OKAY I CAN BREATHE NOW
To: DaeDae
OKAY NOW BACK TO THE FUCKER THAT NEEDS TO STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY TOASTER
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SKSSKSKS
To: DaeDae
HE CAN HAVE THE COFFEE MAKER BUT DAMN IT IF HE TOUCHES MY FRIDGE
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IM CRYINGGGGGGG
To: DaeDae
MY CABINETS ARE OFF LIMITS TOO THAT FUCKER CAN TAKE THE SILVERWARE THE COFFEE MAKER THAT HELLISH LIME POPSICLE SHIT BUT DONT FUCKING TOUCH MY TOASTER OR MY FRIDGE
From: DaeDae
SKSKSKKSSKSKS
OKAY HE CAN HAVE THE TOASTER MY WAFFLES CAN BE WARMED UP IN THE OVEN JUST DONT TAKE MY MF COFFEE MAKER DAMN IT
To: DaeDae
LMAOOOOO
BUT HE CANT TOUCH THE TEAPOT HE CANT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US
From: DaeDae
NO NOT THE MF TEAPOT
To: DaeDae
YEAH
From: DaeDae
HE CANT TOUCH MY TEA, THATS M Y TEA SIR
To: DaeDae
YEAH SIIIIIR (SIR FUCKER THAT IS)
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SSSKKSKSK
To: DaeDae
wait
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What
To: DaeDae
Do we have an assignment in Creative Writing due tomorrow?
From: DaeDae
Yeah, you know. The one we were stoked about bc its the first free write of the year?
To: DaeDae
FUCK
From: DaeDae
Go write Baekhyun. Fanboy over Sir Fucker later.
To: DaeDae
Fuck, shit. Okay. Ttyl. Love you.
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Ttyl. Love you too.
YOU ARE READING
Sir Fucker
FanfictionBaekhyun just thinks that the hot Instagram model, Lay Zhang, needs to turn it down a notch with his hotness. And to not fucking touch his toaster.
