99 ways to kill your own clone

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by MeatWeed

by MeatWeed

1. A shot in the head
2. Showel
3. A nerf dart alergy
4. Dehydration
5. Starvation
6. Getting shoved out of the window
7. Dissintegration
8. Plant alergies
9. Canibalism
10. Veganism
11. Stupidity
12. Skateboard
13. Hacking
14. A birthday party
15. Old age
16. Fucking up the cloning procedure
17. A spork
18. Bullet alergy
19. Forgetting to vaccinate your clone
20. Assisted suicide
21. Beating him at COD
22. Beating him at Halo
23. Drowning
24. Lucky numbers
25. Pizza alergy
26. Racism
27. Sexism
28. Being a hypocrite
29. Heart attack
30. Heartattack
31. Repetiton
32. Being illegal
33. Simpsons overload
34. Bad acting
35. Grimdark
36. Being a main character in GOT
37. Sins
38. Stabbing
39. Siblings
40. Sharing
41. Giving a fu- I mean... caring
42. Drugs
43. Asbestos poisoning
44. Regular poisoning
45. Diabetic poisoning
46. Sun alergy
47. Master chief
48. Fridge
49. Book
50. Pencil case the true bludgeonning weapon
51. Samuel L. Jackson
52. Cancer
53. John Wick
54. Hating Keanu Reeves
55. Ice cream overdose
56. Milk overdose (with lactose intolerance)
57. Bonnnneeessss (death by skeleton)
58. Jumping on grass
59. A scratched Matrix disc
60. A glitch in the Matrix
61. German
62. Playing Op. Neptune on the Allies side (CoD WW2)
63. Kepler (COD WW2 CLASS)
64. Shutting off the Matrix
65. Assasination
66. Hell.
67. Enjoying life
68. Air alergy
69. Zechs (S*x)
70. OOOOOOoooOOOooooOOOOOOOO (Halo)
71. Presentation on why Seinfeld sucks
72. Memes
73. Sugar (Diabetic)
74. Stabbed by fork
75. Stabbed by spoon
76. Attempted murder in russia
77. Being a foreigner in russia
78. Texting my gf
79. Kamehame
80. HAAAAA
81. Spirit bomb
82. A wish for death
83. Suffocation
84. Dog bite
85. Info suffocation
86. Chernobyl
87. 300 words
88. Disliking Thor Ragnarok
89. Metal alergy
90. Wood alergy
91. Immitating the Big Bang Theory
92. Dancing (without permit)
93. Making a long ass fu***ng list
94. Exiting and then saving
95. Windows 95
96. Ying yang mothaf***a
97. Telefraging
98. Seeing all Avengers movies without context and one after the other WITH Endgame and all the episodes of the cartoon

99. Destroying the clone factory and killing all the clones once and for all.

Mike entered the house. He walked into the living room with the box, from which the clones were made.
400 were made, now he has to destroy them all.
Mike ran back to his room, where most of the killings were done, and took his favourite pistol and the SHOVEL. He checked the mag and loaded the gun. Mike opened the door and a clone jumped at him, but Mike was quick and he shot him. Mike entered the room, where 3 clones were guarding it. Mike grabbed his shovel and ran at one. He swung and hit it in the head. The clone grabbed the handle and pulled out the shovel out of his head. Mike took his gun and shot him in the gut. The second clone had a gun too. Mike dodged a bullet (literaly) and shot the second clone in the gut. Then Mike threw his shovel like a spear at the third clone, sticking him to the wall.
Mike took out the C4. "Why are you doing this?" The clone asked. Mike finished planting and stood up. "It's simple, clone," Mike answered, "that's because I needed to get some more space. I needed to take out my frustrations, use my unused ideas... and most importantly...

I just wanted do show you the 99 ways to kill your own clone."