3: Incubus Thrust
Reporter: We're here today on the launch pad of the DSA. Behind us is a new rocket system. We are joined by the DSA's head engineer. Bill how are you today?
Bill: I'm doing amazing today. Thank you.
Reporter: Can you tell us about the rocket behind us?
Bill: I'd love to. You see. Val came to me the other day and asked how we planned to sort all the crafts that we have been designing, in that moment it suddenly hit me, we should have separate classifications each main vehicle depending on their purpose.
Reporter: So the behind us is no longer the TB Succubus mk 1?
Bill: That's right. Behind us is the recently rebranded Succ-U-Bus A mk 1 riding on the In-Cu-Bus mk 1. The A in Succ-U-Bus A mk 1 means that the craft carries 2 passengers. 4 passengers would be a B, 6 is C, 8 is D.
Reporter: Wait? Aren't those bra sizes?
Bill: <Shrugs> Maybe.
Reporter: Ok i'm a little afraid to ask, but why, In-Cu-Bus?
Bill: Oh that's easy. The In-Cu-Bus is a strong, manly thing whose sole purpose is the thrust its load into the virgin unmolested reaches of the heavens.
Reporter: ...
Reporter: You do realize that children are watching this yes?
Bill: Oh I hope so. Launching Rockets is Awesome!Reporter: Other Than naming conventions, is there anything unique about this particular launch?
Bill: Oh sure. If you look closely, you can actually see the craft turning to the east. Our calculators seem to think that this will make it easier to achieve orbit.
Reporter: Orbit.
Bill: Yup. Not on this run, but we hope to get close.
Bill: At about 50 kilometers. The Succ-U-Bus A mk 1 should be flying nearly horizontal to Kerbin.
Reporter: Really? Is that safe?
Bill: <Shrugs> I don't know.
Reporter: Well folks. We've just received word that the Craft has landed safely on the other side of the ocean. Orbit maybe not. A faster way to get to Kerope, Maybe.
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