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The Seven Deadly Sins

How many years has it been since I last had to fight? Well there's still the riots that go on in the tavern, but I meant close to death. Yeah, ten years. Man I feel old. Well that doesn't really beat the other years I've lived.

"N/N! Another one of the Meat Pie!" Meliodas, my brother, called out to me. I grabbed a pie from the oven he had cooked and set it down on the table of three people. I feel bad for them. If only they knew what they were getting into.

I stood next to Meliodas and smiled slightly. "Alight fresh from the oven! It's the Meat Pie that made the Boar Hat famous." He said. The three men looked at the pie and they were basically drooling.

They all grabbed a slice and cheered in unison, "Let's eat some pie!" They ate a little bit of the pie and I cringed. Hopefully they didn't make such a big mess. The color on their face disappeared and they began to throw up the pie. Along with knocking down their table. Really, it's not THAT bad.

"You should have known. Our reputation is for having really good booze, but the food? Not good." Meliodas informed with no expression on his face. I picked up the table and set the now empty drinks down back where they were. Yep they made a big mess.

The three men looked at him angrily. "You might have mentioned that!" They yelled and began to get ready to fight. I stood behind Meliodas while having no expression on my face either. "Are you messing with us, you little punk!" The big one said.

Then the little one in the middle's face change. "Hold it!" The other two looked at him. "These two are packing swords." He warned them.

Yeah it was true. Meliodas has the handle of his snake-like sword and I had the one with a fire figure handle on it. "Well you guys. Looks like we've got a problem." Meliodas said and snapped his fingers. "Now let's fix it." Then out came the Captain of Scraps Disposal. Hawk!

"Come on you call that a mess?" Hawk whined. His hooves carried him to where the mess was currently at. "Really what do you need me for?" He asked. The men had a shocked looked in their faces. "Wait that pig is talking to us guys!" The big one said. The three of them began to back away as Hawk got closer.

He looked up at them. "That's right I'm a talking pig. Man, what a bunch of hilly billies." Hawk said in an annoyed tone. He turned to look at Meliodas and I.

"Hawk we gotta get this floor cleaned." Meliodas said and Hawk scoffed. He began to eat the scraps on the floor, though. "What a pain in the ham. Scraps disposal is a tough business." He whined.

After he was done the floor looked shiny clean. Hawk turned around and began to walk away. "Next time, there better be some decent sized scraps here. Alright?" Hawk warned. Meliodas looked back at the three men.

Hawk stopped in his tracks. "You know, I got a family recipe for whole roasted hog if any of you are interested." Meliodas suggested. Well that was a warning to Hawk. So then Hawk turned around with a fake smile. "I am so full! Those are the best scraps I've ever had!" He cheered. Everyone else in the tavern laughed.

I went back to the counter serving meals and drinks. Then a man came in running. He held on to the door. He was panting but he began to muster a few words. The tavern got quiet and then whispers began to abrupt.

"I saw it!" That's all he could breathe out. Meliodas went to him and told him to sit down at a table with others. I began to make him some booze while I overheard their conversation. He began to talk.

"No kidding. I saw it with my own two eyes. I swear by all that's holy it was the wondering rust knight I saw out there." He said. The other three guys looked interested and began to talk too.