Nag's boxing

Part 1.

Rodney and Del trotter make eyes with a slender, old man wearing baggy clothes as he paces around the market kissing his teeth. Del whistles over to the man suspiciously, "Oi, hat guy! What you after, son? Got some decent, barbecue stoves!" he snatches them out of Rodney's hand, who's dressed as a hotdog and glances at Del for a few seconds embarrassed. "Erm...well my Dad's just died you see? And he's a fat blob so he won't fit any coffin. Got any cheap coffins going round? Extra large." The man finally replies, rubbing his upper lip. "We'll see what we can do. What's ya name son? We'll put you down on the waiting list!" Del asks getting his pen out. "Cormac Hibbs, you can call me Macca." Macca replies. "Ey, when's Grandad back with the stoves? I'm
getting bored here looking like an idiot!" Rodney asks as Grandad finally comes over as a helping hand. "Oh, here he is! Cheers Grandad! Ey, give this chap Macca one! His dad's just died." Del orders. Grandad bends over with the stove to Macca, before checking him out & noticing they have the same hat. "That's my hat! The one I've been looking for for ages! He's stole my hat!" Grandad accuses. "I haven't stole your hat mate! Never seen you before in my life, maybe in the titanic!" Macca fights back. "Now! Now grandad's! Let's be gentle! Remember what the doctor said Grandad!" Del tries to separate the pair meanwhile Rodney's not liking the sound of it and runs off in his hot dog costume. Grandad & Macca square up to each other, Macca threatens to set his birds on Grandad and a triggered (no pun intended) grandad punches Macca in the nuts. Macca moans in pain, knocking off the stall. "I want my hat!!!" Del is fed up, as there's all eyes on them and suggests a boxing match. "Listen! Why don't you finish this off down the nags head tonight? Whoever wins get's the hat!" "Fine then! That will be me! I fought in world war 2 around Germany! Keep that in mind!" Grandad warns, giving him eye to eye. Macca limps away, accidentally grabbing onto an old lady's breasts.