"All right, Discord." Started Pinkie. "Where have you been lately?"
"With Mystery Girl?" Asked Apple Jack.
The few other Montageues with them laughed.
"She does have a name." Discord smirked.
"So you know it?" Asked Pinkie. "Do tell!"
"Nope!"
"I think I know who!" Shouted Trixie, one of Discord's acquaintances. "Little miss Capulet Jr.?"
The others gasped.
"It's not! Is it?" Asked Gilda. "You wouldn't Stoop that low!"
"Or would I?"
"Well, I am glad to have the old you back!" Pinkie jumped into the air. "So, I challenge you to a goof off! If I win, I get to know her name. Only me!"
"Will you keep the secret?"
"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!" Pinkie said while doing the proper motions.
"And if I win?"
"Shouldn't winning and keeping your lover's name secret be good enough?"
"No."
"You get-" Pinkie thought. "You get to know my real name!"
Everyone gasped.
"Fine." Discord smirked. "Cross my heart ho-"
"You always break Pinkie promises."
"I won't. Cross my heart hope to die stick a cupcake in my eye!"
"Ready the canons!"
The two had the silliest battle until they were stoped.
"Oh, hello." Rarity walked up to them. "Do you know where Discord Montague is?"
"Who wants to know?" Asked Discord.
"A preppy nurse!" Pinkie was too engaged in the goof off that she didn't think about what she was doing.
"I wouldn't say preppy." Rarity twirled her mane. "Should I ask again? Where is Discord Montague?"
"Where is the 50s? They need their style back!" Pinkie laughed a little.
"Well, I tried being rational!" Rarity pulled up the sleeves of her dress. "Starlight! Hold me back!"
Starlight ran up behind her and held her from attacking.
Rarity cleared her throat. "YOU AWFUL PONY! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW CRUDE YOU ARE YOU- YOU SAUCY MERCHANT!"
Pinkie started taunting Rarity.
"Enough! I am Discord Montague."
Rarity looked at Starlight. "Let me go now."
Starlight giggled a little. "Okay."
"First. Starlight, why didn't you defend me! You just sat there and laughed! Second. Follow me, Discord."
Starlight trailed behind.
"Not you, Starlight!" Rarity watched Starlight lower her head and stand by the Montagues.
"I'm guessing you're-"
"Rarity. Fluttershy's nurse."
"Alright, tell Fluttershy to meet me at Zecora's hut tommorow at noon. We will prepare everything then."
"How did you convince Zecora to let you get married so soon?"
"She's kind of like my mother since my mom doesn't talk with me much. Whenever we talk it's too formal."
"So you're like Fluttershy and Zecora is me?"
"Uh- I guess."
"Tell me the story."
"Okay."
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[The night before]
"Flower leaves and these bug wings,
Can make elixirs that do many things."
"Zecora!" Discord teleported to her.
"Hello Discord. What news do you bring? Is there a pony who makes your heart sing?" Zecora smirked at him.
"How did you know? Nevermind, me and a girl would like to ask if you could marry us. Like, do the wedding."
"A wedding is something I can do,
Especially if it's for you. Who is this mare that you have found? Is your relationship safe and sound?"
"Fluttershy Capulet. That's her name."
Zecora gasped. "Passing the feud you two still have love! We can only hope that the feud will go above."
"You mean we might end the feud?"
"If marriage is what you seek, we might be able to take a little peek. The feud may end that is true, but it may also not break through. This may not end well, then the feud will dwell."
"I have faith!"
"Faith is something I have too. I'll make plans for her and you."
Story: I played The Nurse in Romeo and Juliet once and read for her in English class. My friends in my English class and I had a joke about 'saucy boy' and we would say it in a Brooklyn accent. In class while reading one of my friends and I noticed the 'saucy merchant' and when I read it (in front of a huge class) I said "SAUCY MERCHANT" in an obnoxious Brooklyn accent.
-Softy Turtle 🐢
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Fluttercord Romeo And Juliet AU {Mlp X Popular Stories Book 1}
FanfictionA Fluttercord fanfic based on Romeo and Juliet. I had the idea after reading a bunch of Fluttercord fanfics (one in specific credited in first 'chapter'). Young Fluttershy lives a normal life until she meets Discord, who has been getting over his ti...
