(zolu) LUFFY IS A....!!!!

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Zoro's prov:

I woke up to the sound of yelling in my ear as I looked up seeing usopp yelling at me "WAKE UP ZORO!" I closed my eyes as I felt a shift on the hamic "you have to do this usopp to wake up zoro" luffy kissed my cheek and then my lips.

"huh what is it luffy you need something" "um usopp was trying to wake u up to say that..." "that nami got sick and isn't feeling well and we need to find a doctor" "ok but couldn't we have done that yesterday when we where at the other island" "we could have but we had to leave early because vivi found out that the war was getting worse" "ok now I understand" "WAIT NAMI IS SICK" "yes luffy now shhh she needs to sleep in order to get her strength back" "ok zoro" I picked him up and carried him up to the kitchen as he kept looking around at the sea I soon walked into the kitchen seeing sanji cooking a small pot of soup and 2 plates on the table.

"you guy's didn't eat huh?" "Ya especially last night when a crazy women followed me back to the ship while I was carrying luffy but he fell asleep and then she snuck on the boat and try to force me into having (sorry for this next word) sex with her and I told her I didn't want to and then luffy hit her but she still kept trying so I tricked her by putting a blind fold over her eyes and then when she was on the railing I ask luffy if he would have the honor to do it and then he walked over and talked to her and then grabbed my sword and held it to her neck and cut her neck a little and whipped the blood on her clothes and then pushed her off and then soon later I went to the kitchen and fell asleep."

"And that's when luffy went up stairs and fell asleep with you and then I walked in when you guys were awake and making out in my kitchen" "ya pretty much; that's the whole story" "well that sounds like bad night, and how are u able to attract women, but I can't !?!" "Idk they probably think u look like a perv and decide to stay away from u" which I guess luffy though was funny.

"You both don't get any food" "WHAT BUT SANJI IM STARVING.." "that's not my problem Luffy, but anyway I need to give Nami~ the bowel of soup, so luffy when u get back the rest of that soup better not be gone or I will kick u into the sea and watch u drown" luffy jumped a little and grabbed onto me so that sanji wouldn't grab him.

Me on the other hand I just wanted to take a nap "hay luffy let's go take a short nap" "but we just woke up a few minutes ago and your already sleepy" "ya and I didn't help with that crazy lady sneaking onto our ship, trying to rape us" "next time I see her I'm going to kill her and show no mercy" I patted his head.

"luffy u can't kill her, because she probably already dead" "Ya but i would still kill her if I see her go anywhere near Zoro!" I sighed "Ok but for now let's take a nap" "ok Zoro, but only a short one" "ya ya ya I get it" I got up from the table, as luffy held my hand we walked out of the kitchen as I was mostly looking for a quiet place to sleep.

I looked around and found a corner close to the stairs, but also can look like a blind spot I walked over and sat down with luffy sitting on my lap "Hay Zoro" "what Luffy" "Love u!" I smirked and closed my eyes "I love u too Luffy" and like that I passed out without realizing it, but I could still feel luffy close to me.

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Sorry this one is short I kinda am on my last brain cell so I at least hoped u enjoyed the short chapter.😅😌

Now time to sleep my worries away🥱🤤
Also hope everyone is staying safe wear a mask 24/7 when going out.😷