"I HaTe YoU!" TOMTORD FANFIC

The Prank

Tom's POV

My eyelids slowly fluttered open to the sound of a gun shot. It sounded like it was coming from right next to me...
The corners of my "eyes" were  still a bit blurry. I yawned as I sat up in my bed. I jolted back from suprision from seeing Tord standing there with a gun in his hand. The gun was pointed directly at me. "What the fuck?" I yelled as I scrambled to get as far away from Tord as I could. I ran to the door and tried to open it, but it was locked. Tord shook his head slowly and tsked. He walked over to me and just stood there. "I'-I'm sorry Tom...! I-I didn't even m-mean to shoot them, they just caught me by surprise!"
  What the fuck was this Commie talking about?
I looked at Tord, obviously confused. "What do you mean?--" I didn't have time to talk. He grabbed me and dragged me out to the living room. I gasped in horror at what I saw. This had to be a dream it couldn't be real!
There, on the ground, laid Edd and Matt's bodies.
"What did you--?" I stopped myself. It was obvious what he had done. He had shot Edd and Matt.  Tord looked at me. He held the gun up to my head and looked away.   I gulped as I knew what was about to happen.
Bang
I heard the noise. I slowly opened my eyes to see a Nerf bullet on the ground before me. I was confused. I looked over to see Tord smirking, and Edd and Matt standing up.
"Now, where is that beautiful mirror you promised me?" Matt asked as he looked at Tord. Edd was frowning as he left to the fridge to get Cola.
  "Sorry Matt, I must have lost it." Tord said as he rubbed his neck.

"What the absolute fuck just happened?" I yelled.
"Oh, I pranked you. I said I'd give Matt the most beautiful mirror ever and I promised to leave Edd alone for a while." Tord grinned.
I glared at Tord. I ran up to him and slapped him.
"I hate you!" I yelled.
Tord blinked but then punched me back, sending me stumbling.
Great, I had just started a fight...