Danplan incorrect qoutes #2(ft. Stosuh)

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Im working on a stosuh thing right now but in the meantime here's some crack for you for now. It's basically stosuh crack for today.
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Stephen: Dan, I think I like Hosuh.

Dan: congratulations!!!

Dan: you're literally the last person to know

Hosuh: okay, but do you like me or do you like me like me?

Stephen, literally on one knee proposing: take a fucking guess Hosuh

[stephen breaks into hosuh's house]

Hosuh, on the couch watching anime,not even phased: oh thank god, can you get me a coke please?

Stephen: *sighs* I've never had a real friend before

Hosuh: I'll be your friend

Stephen:

Stephen: I've never had a boyfriend either

Hosuh:


Stephen: guys,Hosuh and I are no longer friends

Hosuh: Stephen,that is the worse way to tell people we're dating

Hosuh,who accidentally ran over Daniel while driving: oh my god, this is the worst day ever

Stephen: why? Because you ran over Daniel?

Hosuh: no, because it's a little humid—
YES BECAUSE I RAN OVER DANIEL

Hosuh: oh biscuits, that really ruffles my  feathers

Stephen,crying and backing into a corner while holding a cross: please just say fuck

Hosuh: hey,why is there a fire in the house?

Stephen: to express my burning love for you

Hosuh:

Hosuh: Stephen,the kitchen is on fire


Okay,I'm finally done. I had a hard time trying to think of ideas but I got it. Although, I'm still having a hard time thinking of a prompt for the stosuh fic,so if you guys could give me ideas,that'd be great. Alright I wanna sleep now
So goodnight

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