From One Jon to Another

J-John Lennon Senpai?

  Jon Arbuckle had somehow been invited to a high end party in New York. Granted, the invitation was meant for Lyman, but he can't go to parties if he's busy being tortured in Jon's basement! Jon was giddy with joy! He, an average looking male with no real career to speak of and a love for retro suits and disco being invited to a party? One in New York no less! Jon wondered what celebrities he would meet. Taylor Swift? Too mainstream. Spongebob? No, he's a fictional character. Wait! Perhaps.... John Lennon! Of course! Jon's heart skipped at the thought of his lifelong celebrity crush laying his beautiful eyes on his not-so-strong physique. He would have to wear his finest suit to impress his love.

  Well, shoot. Jon didn't have any suits good enough for his love's eyes. 

                                                        ************NEWS FLASH*****************

   Jon's eyes glanced over to the tv, ready to see what the news was. "This just in, John Lennon has been shot lmao," said the new anchor. "W-what? No! It can't be!" exclaimed Jon. He grasped the tv in desperation, hoping that the anchor was pulling an April Fool's joke in May or something. But to no avail. John Lennon, the wife-beating love of his life, was dead.

  "There's no point to living anymore," Jon said to himself. "If John Lennon isn't alive, I can't be alive either." He went to his nightstand drawer and opened it to reveal the glock in his possession. "Goodbye cruel world..."

                                                                      ~FLASH BAM ALAKAZAM~

Jon Arbuckle is a bitchass Juliet actin' motherfucker. Lemon nibba ain't even know you exist dumbass. Eat an egg.