Hazbin hotel Oneshots

AngelxSir Pentious🍋

( if u know what ship name these two have let me know)
(Also this chapter will have weird shit like tail entering people and shit, so if you're uncomfortable then please don't read)

Angel's P.O.V.
    I wake up, I see that I'm not on the ground anymore, 'nor in the Happy Hotel. I look around my surroundings and I try to get up. I can't, I'm stuck. I look down and see that I'm chained. Hm... I thought. I then see a door open and a snake comes in.

"Well well we'll, s~ees~ that you've woken up!" I look up at the big cobra and I smirk. "If you wanted my services you could've booked an appointment with me~ you didn't have to kidnap me~" I wink at the cobra. He gives me a face of confusion and fluster.

"I don't care about your s~ervices~! I care about you s~uffering under me!" He blushes a tinch. "Ooo~ kinky~" I smirk. He makes confused noises and then slaps me across the cheek with his tail. I wish my hands were untied because DAMN that hurt!

I winced in the pain, and the cobra looks satisfied. "At least let me go to the bathroom, I need to take a leak" I said. "Ugh, fine, but for a little!" He untied me and held me up by his tail constricting me in his grasp. I got to admit, it turned me on a little bit.

I pulled my top arms out of his tail and placed them on his tail. "So uh toots, what cha going to do to me?~" I seductively rubbed his tail. I could see him struggling to slither a little bit from me rubbing his tail.

He turns and glares at me with a blush across his face, "don't do that...!" He turns back around and continues to the bathroom. I look around and see his eggbois glaring at me in pure jealousy. I stick my tongue out at them and smirk evilly.

"Here's~ the bathroom, don't take to long" He lets me down and I go into the bathroom. Hm...what does he have in here...? Huh? I look into a chest and see a photo of him, but, naked. I don't know why it was in there, but it looks like someone hid it. (let me explain, someone took a picture of sir pentious and hid it in the bathroom, probably one of the eggbois I don't know bare with me) It gave me a huge turn on, I put it back and see Sir Pen standing there.

"What are you doing?" He glares, "uh using the bathroom like a normal person, the fuck are you doing?" I cock an eyebrow. "I was~ s~eeing if you fell in or es~caped." He notices the bulge I have and blushes madly.

"L-let's~ carry on.." his tail grabs hold of me and he slithers somewhere. I then picture the photograph in my head and I immediately get turned on more. "So Pen, you really have two dicks?" I ask. He immediately halts and turns to look at me blushing like crazy.

"N-no..! Where'd you get that from!?" He stuttered, I smirk and I start licking his tail. He lets me go and pulls back his tail. I walk up to him and I push him onto the floor after locking the door so the eggbois can't come in. "Now now Pen, this won't hurt~" I kiss him pinning him down with my top set of arms.

He starts wiggling trying to get free, but I start to kiss his neck and he calms down a little. "See~ it's fun~" I kiss him and start unbuttoning his shirt. I take it off of him and I see his dicks. I bite my lip seductively and I see he smirks.

I guess I didn't see because that moment I feel something rip my shorts off and enter me. It was his tail. I moan and he chuckles. I go down and enter one dick in my mouth and I start stroking off the other while his tail was entering me. I can here his noises making me harder.

"Ah~ A-Angel~" he moans, his tail goes faster inside me. I send him a signal to go harder and he does, it was a moaning mess in here. There was sweat and the room was hella hot. Sooner or later, I can feel a lot more of his tail go inside me, making me wince in pain.

I didn't care, I wanted him. I suck harder and I feel both of us cum. I swallow and his tail comes out of me, I pant and I kiss his lips. "You're a natural~" I smirk. "Shut up.." he says. I put on my booty shorts and he puts on his shirt and grabs me with his tail and throws me out the whole in his floor, leaving a sticky note saying "love you~Pen<3" I smile and walk back to the Happy Hotel with the note in my hand, forged ahold of it.

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Sooo ummm....that was a chapter wasn't it? Yeahhh...Luv y'all!!!

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