I-I don't love you yawning jerk! | Joker x Akai Tsubasa [On hold]

~♡1♡~

-joker POV-

"Hey give it back!" I shouted at stupid bird-chicken thing.

"Sorry no," that jerk replied. His form changed and he flew off. "We'll meet  again beneath the southern cross!"

"Aggghhhh!!" I yelled in frustration."He took my godamn Pink Star Diamond!"

"No it was mine!" Queen replied. 'Wait, since when was she here?'

"Ugh... nevermind, let's just go back home." I said as my stomach growled. "Hachi, can you make your curry again? Pleeeaaassseeeee?"

"Sure thing Mr. Joker!" He replied. 'YESSSSS'

I looked up in the sky and saw sky joker. "Let's go, Hachi," I said as I blew a piece of balloon gum. We ascended into they sky as we waved to Queen and Roko.

"I'll beat you next time!" Queen yelled up to me in a challenging tone.

We arrived inside sky joker and I rushed over to the dining table. Hachi put the pseudo-cat down on the floor and gave it some kompeito. "Hachi, hurry up. I want curry!"

"Yes Mr. Joker!" Hachi complied. As soon as he said that he dashed into the kitchen, got the ingredients and started cooking.

A few minutes later I got bored of waiting and decided to watch some television. I walked to the couch, sat on it, grabbed the TV remote and switched the television on.

"Mr. Joker! Curry is ready!" Hachi called. I ran to the dining table and waited as he put the cutlery on the table.

"Oi, can you hurry up and give my the curry?"

"Can you be more patient?" Hachi replied. Ouch. He scooped the curry into a bowl and passed it to me. Suddenly, I smelt a fire.

"Yo, Joker," yawning jerk called. WHY IN THE UNIVERSE IS HE HERE? Much to my dismay, he took a seat and stole my curry. HE THEN DRANK ALL MY CURRY IN ONE GULP. Angry is an understatement of what I'm currently feeling.

"Could have been spicier," He remarked. I got out of my seat and filled up a pail of water. I rushed into the living room/ dining room and dumped the water on him. What he did next was absolutely annoying.

"SCREW YOU JOKER!" That jerk started crying as he burned part of my floor.

"MY FLOOR!!" I screamed in sheer panic. We then had a cat fight— OH LORD DID I SAY THE DEVIL'S NAME?!

-Hachi POV-

I watched as Mr. Phoenix and Mr. Joker had a fight whilst sweat dropping. I'm so done with life.

"Mr. Joker! It's alright! There's still some curry in the pot!" I shouted trying to make him stop.

"THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT HE STOLE MY GODDAMN MOTHER F***IN' CURRY!" He shouted like a 3 year old. I swear he's a freaking child.

-Timeskip otherwise this chapter would be all about the fight-

"Mr. Joker, are we going anywhere today?" I asked.

"Nope, I'm too lazy to want to steal anything right now..." Mr. Joker replied half asleep on the couch. OH MY GOD HE IS A CHILD.

"Yeah that's right now not tonight," I stated. I also asked, "What do you wanna eat?"

"Mmm... FRIED CHICKEN TO SYMBOLISE THE YAWNING JERK'S DEAD BODY FRIED!" He sprung up. I swear to God there's something wrong with this kaitou.

"Right..." I said as I backed away into the kitchen and grabbed what I needed. Seriously I can't tell whether Mr. Joker is psychopathic or just weird.

I checked the fridge for the raw chicken I bought a week ago. Thankfully Mr. Joker didn't throw it away by mistaking it for Mr. Phoenix. I seriously don't understand why he calls him chicken. But anyway I took it out of the fridge and started cooking.

-Timeskip-
-Joker's POV-

"Come and eat!" Hachi called. I walked to the table, for some odd reason I wasn't looking forward to the chicken. Maybe because it remind me of that dumb fu—

"Earth to Mr. Joker!" Hachi jolted me out of my thoughts. I smelt the food and dug in to it.

Halfway through the chicken I didn't want to finish it although it was delicious. Maybe I don't wanna finish it because I would mean I would kill my loved one— WAIT WHAT THE FUDGE AM I THINKING.

———————•※♥︎※•———————

Hey guys! I hope you enjoyed that first chapter! I will try to post as much as I can. Also if you're a fan of angels of death please check out my Zack x reader(completed)! Thanks for reading!