I-I don't love you yawning jerk! | Joker x Akai Tsubasa [On hold]

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-Joker POV-

"Where am I going to sleep no— jerk you sleep on the floor!" I yelled at the redhead.

"Fine..."

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-Akai POV-

I crawled onto the bed next to joker and cuddled him. So warm...

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-Vacation: day 2-

-joker POV-

"WHAT THE HELL DUDE?!" I screamed at the hooligan who was hugging me. I felt my face heat up at this. Why does he look so... cute?

I mentally slapped myself. No no no no no no no no no...

I watched as his g— ATROCIOUS eyes fluttered open. Why am I complementing him so much?

"おはよございます, Joker!" ("Ohayo gozaimasu/ Good morning, Joker!") the jerk greeted. His voice sounds so b— BAD I WANNA DIE.

"Bad morning to you!" I replied. I tried to wriggle out of his grip but apparently he was stronger than me. "Hey! Let me go!!"

"Oh, sorry!" He laughed a bit. So c— IDIOTIC!

He slowly, more like hesitantly, released me from his arms. I felt a bullet of sadness shoot my chest for a split second when he did so. I immediately got out of bed and took a shower. I just realized I slept with yesterday's clothes on. I'm such a moron!

After putting my clothes on I walked out of the hotel room and headed to the cafeteria. (I think that's the correct word...?)

Once I arrived and saw everyone, including the yawning jerk. I wish he hadn't accepted...

I sat down in the only empty seat that was in between shadow and king while thanking Jesus that I didn't have to sit next to that jerk.

"Hey Joker, did you smell the smoke last night?" King asked.

"Oh thank god i wasn't the only one you smelt it! I thought i was hallucinating!" replied Queen.

"Oh actually the smoke came from m—"

"I burnt a bed," Stupid head said.

"WHAT THE—"

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-One very strange breakfast later-

"Alrigjt everyone! Let's start oir game of how compatable our gay ships a—"

"Did you just assume my sexuality old man?" King sounded offended.

"Wait... so you aren't gay?!" Rose shouted, astonished. We all burst out in laughter, except for Shadow.

"Rose, where did you learn that word? Which one of y'all mother f*ckers taught her that word, HUH?!" Shadow shouted aggressively as he took out his umbrella and pointed it at us.