There once was a young lad named Harry he was in a band with 4 other young lads .. Niall ,Louis, Liam and Zayn.. One day these young lads thought it would be a lovely idea to go skinny dipping ! But one lad was a little shy.... You see Harry had a secret that nobody knew about, he had a warty penis and cherry flavor pubes. But that wasnt all !, when ever Harrys penis was touched his penis would drip of love juice.
Harry had never told any one about this but he knew it was time to let is best mates know about his little problem that he has....
"hey guys" he said
"yeah buddy!?" says Niall
"I have a problem that I need to tell you all.. Promise me that you won't laugh?"
"of course! What's up?" says Liam
" from about the age 15 I have had a problem with my....."
"PENIS!" yells Louis
"yes" says Harry
"well...." says Zayn
" my penis is covered in warts and whenever it is touched it leaks.."
Before Harry could finish Niall says "leaks of what!? Widdle?"
"No, love juice ... And also my pubes are cherry flavor, please please don't laugh!"
"Can we see?" say louis
Harry pulls down his pants and unleashes his warty penis..,
"woooooooah ... Can I touch it?" says Zayn
Zayn touches his friends warty penis and watches the love juice just poor out
"and these pubes you say... They are cherry flavor?!.. Can I try?" says Niall
"go head"says Harry
Niall picks out a couple of pubes and puts them in his mouth
"mmmmmmmmm they are good"
Liam puts his hand on Harrys shoulder and says
"what you have Harry is very strange.. But don't hide it .. You have been given a gift .. We love you for who you are! Warty penis and all!... So come on! Let's go swimming!"
They all strip down and run to the water!
Harrys running with a smile on his face! His warty penis flapping in the wind and love juice flinging everywhere !! With no care in the world Harry turns to the lads and says
"I knew you wouldn't judge me.. Thanks guys "
They all say "that's ok" and in the back Niall yells "CAN I HAVE SOME MORE PUBES!?"
to be continued.....
