How siri Got me famous

SO this is how it all happened so I was home from work and I asked siri give me Chris Tacos (it's a taco place Number and Siri said ok here is Chris brown number um over here looking like ohhhh my good I'm finna talk to chris Brown and so when he answer the Phone he said hi how are you are you a fan and all i could say was your hot and since we were face timing he said
Well your pretty nice to and I just paused and said Well you wanna Date Because you looking like a snack and he said yes sure I would love to come and Date you I'll pick you up at 10:00 ok ok CBrezzy if you say so 15-20 minutes later Hi CHRIS BROWN is just starring at my Gucci Dress with some Gucci heels and he said you wanna go to my place instead of the Club and I was like yea sure why not and so we arrive a th his home and I see Kid and I'm like you have a Kid He like yes sorry I never told you and I just see a girl in a Bra and Panties and she like Chris come Back for round two of this Amazing Pussy and I'm I'm like I'm going home now okay so See you later and he stopped me at the door and says you really want to leave me and I'm like Ok fine I'll stay and so the other girl is like soo??You wanna have a threesome and I'm like Umm and Chris is like please Baby and I'm like ok fine BuT let me change ok and so I get D0ne changing and they are Butt naked and I'm like yall savage so I start taking off my Bra and panties and get into the Bed and Then Chris Likes it when you get on top so that is what I did and the girl was touching me in my places where it felt good and when we were Done I was leaving and I went to the store to get a pregnancy test and I peered on it and 7 minute later it said positive And so I called him up and i said you need to come get me so we can talk and 2 minutes later we were at his place and I said I'm pregnat an he said o My GoDDD I'm going to Be a Daddy But I was like I Dont live here so how they going to workspace he invited me to move in with him and I said yes So when I got settled in he said you can sleep with me and so when I was going to sleep I asked him who was that that we had a threesone with and THIS Dude Said A HORE and I was like sooo you sleep with hore I was like I'm mad at you 5 months later Baby chris I'm having contractions and he runs out Of the shower and he said you need a hospital I was like no and so I went Back to Sleep And then for Breakfast I cooked Some vegetables for me
And after i aet my food And showered and when I got Done showering we went to Red lobster and went on with our life 4 months later out of now where I fell some water and I fell on oh MY WATER JUST BROKE and so I get rushed to the hospital and when I get there I feel the head coming out and then later I feel the The Dotty and I realize I Just Had a Baby girl and her name was Dawn when she was born she was so pretty I saw her pretty eyes and her pretty Curly hair she looked just like Chris and I loved it this is her now

She so cute right I know she is you don't have to tell me she looks like chris am I right so she is a teen mom she got pregnant at 14 and I'm ok with it but Chris was not this is what her baby looks like