At my work, my boss approaches me. "Get in my office right now you piece of shit!" He yelled. "Jesus Christ! Who shit in your cornflakes?"
"My child abusing bitch of an employee! Now get the fuck in my office, and do not say another word!"
"How the fuck could you accuse me of-"
But that was when he aggressively dragged me by my shirt collar into his office without a response. "So, I got a call from the principal of the school your kids go to telling me that their teacher told her that you dragged them into the classroom aggressively."
"Well tell their principal she's a lying sack of-"
"DON'T TALK OVER ME!!!!" He screamed. "Alright. Jeez, psycho!"
"I'M the psycho? I'M THE FUCKING PSYCHO?!"
"Yes, you are!"
"Really? Because last I checked, you're the child abuser here, and I do not talk to people like you, so now, I want you to get the fuck out of here right now before I call the cops to come shoot you dead!"
"Whatever you fucking prick!"
"Don't say another word!" He yelled. I was going to say something back, but instead, I stormed out the door, drove home and shortly bursted into tears.
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Becoming A Mom
HumorWhile spending the Christmas holidays at my grandma's, I spill out the news that I'm about to have a triplet. My mom then tells me that I either have to be out on my own by the time they're born or they would have to be aborted.
