Ticci Toby- Story of my life [A Trolling Presentation]

And so it begins

Once upon a time in the land of REAL LIFE lived a young lad that goes by the name of Toaster.

Toaster loved everything about the world including skiing, mountain climbing, and gymnastics... All except for his father. His father was like a freakin' douchbag.

He would slather his mother whenever they ran out of Animal shaped Cookies.

Mom: honey! Please calm down!

The douchbag: NO I DO WHAT I WANT WOMEN *tortures her with a million pats on arm*

Toaster's sister LyRay: DADDAY! TT^TT PLEASE HER ARM IS GOING RAW!

Dad aka Douchbag: KAKAKAKA *flings at LyRaay and starts patting her leg raw*

LyRaa: *cries*

Toaster: *whimpers in the corner* why was I born with a broken family?

Until one day...

SHREEEEE

Crash

His sister LyRay died in a donut smack down with the guy in a tall black hat. He was slim and tall fighting for the unicorns unions by the name of Lincoln.

Everyone in the family, Toaster and Mrs.Mom, rushed to the crime scene. The only one that didn't rush there was ....his dad ....

And his aunt but no one really cared

Dad: BAHAHAHA *bites head of animal cookie*

Toaster: *sobbing* I miss you LyRay!!

Mother: Honey- your daughter

Dad: AHHHHHH

Mom: I'm sorry *bows down*

Toaster: AHHHH *flips dad off and runs to room*

Toaster began to see objects out his window but quickly blamed it on the animal crackers he snuck from his fathers pocket. He stared out his window until something perked his interest.

It was a tall dude. He was dressed in all black with a weird obnoxious looking face.

Toaster: ew *quickly shuts blinds*

~Outside~
Slendermon: dammit son. MASKYY!

Masky: yes mam-

I-I mean sir

Slender: fetch Toby, little douch is hallucinating.

Masky: RIGT awaY -COME HOODIE OUR TIME HAS COME

Hoodie: *proceeds to rip of his hoodie* IT HAZZ COMMMMME!!!

Masky and hoodie: AHHHHHH *rips off half their clothes and runs to the house*

Masky: *pauses at the house and peeks in window* THIS HOUSE IS SO RACHET LIKE SERIOUSLY-

Hoodie: *sniffs* I smell animal crackers.

Masky: lets do #783 plan A

Hoodie: already on it *starts calling up Trenderman*

Masky: wtf WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Hoodie: OH YOU SAID 783 A? Ha... I was thinking 783 B... Oh oh Kay.

Masky: no.... no that's right

Hoodie: K

Masky: Ahhh ....yass moisturize

Hoodie: DA FUK