How could you love a demon (naruto love story)

AAAAAAAAAH KAKASHI!

I put all my stuff in my new room and let me tell you that was a LOT of stuff. Lucky I had some friends to help me, guess who those friends were....

Yep, you guessed it...

MY RAINBOW PLAYLLAMAS! (rainbow coloured platypuses cross llamas)

I started singing 'good girls gone bad'

"...I was hanging in the corner with my 5 best friends", I sung pointing at the platyllamas who were nodding their heads up and down. "....I heard that you were trouble but I couldn't resist", I sung pointing at the most devilishly handsome rainbow PLATYLLAMA who was dancing with its hands in the air.

"WHOOP WHOOP", I yelled.

"YOU ARE SO HOT YOU DEVILISHLY HANDSOME RAINBOW PLATYLLAMA", I yelled at the top of my lungs.

Right at that moment Kakashi walked in and sweatdropped

"were you just... Hitting on a.... Thing", Kakashi said not being able to find the right words to describe it.

"YES I WAS! Also they are RAINBOW PLATYLLAMAS FOR YOUR IN-FOR-MA-TION", I yelled waving my hands in the air retardedly.

"well then... Uuuuh... Dinners ready", he said awkwardly.

"YAY! What are we having, what are we having", I screamed running down the stairs as fast as I could. On the table was two steaming hot bowls of....

"RAMEN🍲🍜" I squealed jumping into my seat. Kakashi calmly say down beside me.

"yayie time to eat... Wait how are you going to eat with the mask on... Oh well", I smiled, I got ready to eat

'Wait I have an idea >:)' I thought to myself evilly,

, "HEY KAKASHI! Let's have an eating competition, READY SET... GO", I yelled.

I dug into my ramen and in seconds I had finished. I looked up to see Kakashi sitting back in his chair with his chopsticks neatly on the table with his mask back on and.... ALL THE RAMEN GONE BEFORE ME!

(WARNING! THIS BIT MAKES NO SENSE)

"y-you cheated", I screeched pouting. "it's not possible for someone to beat me, by the time someone beats me then... RAINBOW PLATYPUSES WILL BE ABLE TO FLY", I yelled crossing my arms.

I looked up at the window and.. There were flying rainbow platyllamas outside. My eyes widened in shock as I ram to the window. "and they'll also have.." I tried to think of the most unrealistic thing so that it definitely won't come true. "uuuuh, rainbow coming out their butt", I exclaimed, I looked back out the window and sure enough, they had pretty rainbows coming out its butt, "uuuuh... The rainbows will have uuuuh.... DYING UNICORNS ON THEM",

Pretty little unicorns appeared on the rainbows but they had all blood on them and they started to go pale and their bloodshot eyes started popping out of their rotting sockets "oops", I muttered.

I then tried to think of the most unrealistic thing.... Ah ha got it!

"THEY WILL START POOING CHOCOLATES" I yelled.

Little chocolates started raining out of its butt like there was no tomorrow. My eyes widened in disgust.

I turned back to Kakashi who was laughing and looked like he was having the time of his life. "this isn't funny, don't laugh gravity defying dude", I pouted crossing my arms defiantly "YOU STILL CHEATED. I started walking away from the table when I turned around one last time to look out the window.

I saw a hobo looking guy walk outside. He looked down and saw the 'chocolate' and his eyes brightened, he picked them up. I started running to the window so I could tell him to stop, but before I got there he popped it in his mouth and he smiled delightedly. I cringed "ew ew ew ew", I muttered, shocked. "I think. I'm going. To be sick", I murmured running to the toilet.

(that was boring but I found it fun writing :D)

Next morning*

I got up early and got dressed in my normal outfit, ;black, head to toe. I jumped downstairs but I ended up tripping and falling down the stairs. I screamed as I flipped and done somersaults. "WEEEE IM AN ACROBAT", I yelled, as I bounced up and down of each step.

"I'm also TIGGER, bounthy bounthy bounthy",

(from Winnie with the poo)

I yelled using tiggers voice which was really retarded and he had a lisp, (that's why is said 'bounthy instead of 'bouncy')

I landed one the unforgiving floor with a sickening thud, Kakashi ran out of his room with a dazed expression and a kunai in his hand. I got up and brushed myself off, I staggered around a bit because I was dizzy. Once I regained my balance, I looked at Kakashi and beamed. "KAKA, DID YOU SEE THAT! I WAS SO LIKE A GYMNASTIC..IAN", I exclaimed, not really knowing what to call it. "Gymnast?", Kakashi asked... Well said.. Well told. Yeah told, that's right because he didn't really ask me. Wait he kinda did cause he was asking if I meant gymnast.

"why are you up this early", kaka moaned breaking me out of my rambling thoughts. "well you said to get there at like five or something and it's...", I looked at the wall. "SEVEN! Aaaah hurry up and get ready" I demanded.

Kakashi rolled his eyes and trudged back into his room.

*30 minutes later*

Kakashi came out of his room.... "FINALLY! YOU TAKE EVEN LONGER THAN ME AND IM A GIRL! WHAT DO YOU F***ING DO IN THEIR", i fumed. "firstly, I only took half and hour, secondly, mind your language missy, and thirdly, I was getting dressed and I didn't know what to wear"

I sweatdropped "YOU WEAR THE SAME OUTFIT EVERYDAY THOUGH!", I screamed. "ok ok, settle petal", he said holding his arms up in a surrendering moment. "I'm not a petal", I exclaimed pouting.

"fine then... You're a rose", he said. "WHY?", I asked cocking my head to the side. "well... You are very pretty like a rose but you are also very dangerous like the thorns", I blushed a bit.

"AAAAAW THANKYOU KA KA", I gushed hugging him around the waist. He patted my head, "we'll I'm going to have breakfast", he announced, and I let go of him, "hurry up then", I said narrowing my eyes at him. He took one step at a time very slowly just to piss me off. Once he got to the kitchen ;which was like five minutes later even though it was in the room next to where we were; Kakashi got the cereal out, he took one piece of cereal out at a time, by now I was fuming. Then a thought came into my head, I inwardly smirked evilly. "I'm just going to do something", I sung out to Kakashi who was still being as slow as ever. I ran to his room and I searched for something, once I found it I held it up triumphantly.... KAKASHI'S ICHA ICHA BOOK!

I creapt down stairs with the book behind my back. I clicked my fingers and a fire ball lit in my palm. It had my chakra in it so it didn't burn me. "hey Kakashi look what I can do", I said holding up my hand showing him the fire, I smiled brightly. He nodded his head lazily as if saying 'good'. I then brought the book from behind my back and held it near the fire, I smirked evilly at him. His eyes widened in shock, "you wouldn't", he said flabbergasted (he he, flabbergasted, he he)

"OH.YES.I.WOULD", I yelled evilly, venom dripping from every word. I ran out the door with Kakashi hot on my heels.

*at training grounds*

I made it to my team without breaking a sweat. Kakashi appeared and I smiled, a Sickly sweet smile. "Akuma...", he said warningly. "Kakashi...", I said in the same tone, mocking him. He approached me slowly I held the fire closer to the book and his eye widened. I smiled evilly, "promise me that you be on time", I said.

"I promise that I will try to be on time", he said smiling.

"ok, here you go," I have him the book and replayed the scene.

"WAIT A SECOND! You said that you would TRY to be on time, not that you WILL be on time", I screamed. How did I not notice that?

AAAAAAAAH THAT WAS FUN! I tried to make it kinda long because I'm going to Noosa (that's a place in queensland)

For two days so I won't be able to update very quickly.

Sorry and Thanks, Holly

Btw the first person to comment on this chapter will be put in a disclaimer thing with their fave character (if you tell me who that is)