Impractical Jokers Sickfics

Sal's Food Poisoning

It was a Sunday night and all the guys were at Sal's house playing video games because they haven't played any of there old games in a while. It was almost 9 pm when Murr said, "It's getting kinda late. Do you guys wanna order some food?" All of them nodded and all agreed on the new Chinese place a couple blocks down. Q got Loe Mein, Murr got Orange Chicken, Sal got Singapore Noodles and Joe got Fried Rice. 20 mins later, there was a knock on the door from a guy with their food. Sal paid the guy and took their food inside and they didn't waste any time and dug in. And as they ate, they were yelling at each other because of the game. 

"Go behind the truck!" Yelled Q.

"I am! Tell that to Joe who's out in the open." Murr said. 

"I'm going damn it!" Yelled Joe. 

"No, you're not. You're behind the bush. The bushes don't cover shit!" Said Sal.

After another hour of this, Sal's stomach started hurting but he ignored it. Then the guys decided to call it a night since tomorrow they had filming to do. They packed up the game and left with a quick 'Bye!' to Sal. Sal closed and locked the door and leaned against the door. His stomach was not sitting well. He took a shower and took some painkillers and slowly went to sleep. 

*the next morning* Sal P.O.V

RING........RING........RING.......RING!

Ugh. What the hell hit me? God I feel horrible. Who the fuck is calling me? I look to see it's Murr calling me. Oh shit! We had filming to do. I can't film like this. I quickly answered the phone. "Hello?"

"Dude. Where are you? We need to start filming soon." He said. 

"Murr. I'm not feeling good. I can't film today." I said.

"What? But you were fine yesterday." He said."I think I got food poisoning from dinner last night."

"Damn. How bad?"   "Pretty bad."    "OK. I'll tell the others. Get better soon."  "Thanks"

And we hung up. And I fell back asleep pretty quickly. 

*meanwhile at their film site* 3rd P.O.V

"Well? What'd he say?" Joe asked. 

"He's not feeling good. I think he got food poisoning from last night." Murr answered. 

"Damn. That's not good. Guess we aren't filming today. Should one of us watch him? You know how he gets when he's sick." Joe said. They all nodded. And both Joe and Murr volunteered Q. And all Q did was roll his eyes and said, "Fine. I'll do it." 

Sal P.O.V

I woke up from my front door shutting. Ugh. I hate being sick. I feel awful. Then my bedroom door slowly opens and I see Q's head poking in. 

"Dude. What are doing here?" I croaked. 

"I was destined to watch you against my will." He said. Now i'm sick and confused. 

"Um.....OK?" I said. "We know you get stubborn while your sick so Joe and Murr volunteered me to watch you." Now i'm not confused. 

"OK. There's Coke in the fridge if you want any." I said quietly. "How are you feeling?" Q asked. 

"I feel horrible. This food poisoning's kicking my ass." He nodded and said, "Get as much sleep as you can get." He said. "OK Mom." I joked. He just chuckled and closed the door. I rolled over and went back to sleep. I knew this is not gonna be easy.

Q P.O.V

Fuck. He looks terrible. Well that's a place we are never going back to. I took a coke from the fridge and plopped on the couch and turned on Family Guy. After a few episodes I heard groaning from Sal's room. I opened the door to see he's still asleep but with a weird expression on his face. He was having a bad dream. I went over to him and shook him gently at first. And when he didn't wake up and started panting, I shook him harder and his eyes spat open and he had a death grip on my arm and was panting. "Hey, hey, hey. You're OK. You're OK." I said. He calmed down and released my arm. He looked really pale. "How are you feeling?" He just shook his head and I took that as a bad. "Try and stay awake. I'll be right back." He nodded and I got up to go to his medicine cabinet. I grabbed the painkillers and some water and returned to his room. I knelt beside him and handed him the water and 2 pills. He took the pills with a swing of water and he laid back down. I waited till he was asleep to leave. I refilled to water cup and put it on his nightstand. Now i'm preparing for the puking that I know will happen later.