Michelle twin brother (full house)

the return of grandma

Dj and Stephanie are sitting on the couch as Joey walks in with cereal in his hand.

"Cereal, cartoons, pajamas. This is why god created Saturday." He said sitting down.
"Let's watch MTV." Dj said.
"No. Let's watch Bugs Bunny." Stephanie argued.
"But, Steph, Bugs Bunny is kid stuff. We got to watch Yogi Bear." Joey tells her.
"But, I like Bugs Bunny." Stephanie whined.
"Yeah, but, Steph, every episode is the same. Elmer Fudd says why, you pesky wabbit then he takes a shot at Bugs. Then Yosemite Sam comes in. Ooh, ah hate that rabbit. Then he takes a shot at Bugs. I mean, with all that shooting going on I don't know why Bugs ever pops his head out of that hole. Let's face it. The rabbit has a death wish." Joey explains.
"Better than watching Yogi Bear steal the same picnic basket. Boring." Stephanie says.

Danny then walks downstairs with a laundry basket "morning, kids."
The three greeted him back "Hi, dad."
"I don't really see you eating cereal out of pots with wooden implements, do I?" Danny asks them.
"Yes, you do." Dj nods eating a bite of her cereal.
"Great. After breakfast why don't we just take this laundry down to the bay and beat it against some rocks" he asks them "Joey, can you come with me right now into the kitchen, please?"
"What, now? I'll miss the start of Yogi." Joey tells him.
"It's not Agatha Christie." Danny tells him and pats his shoulder "you'll catch up."

SKIPS TO WHEN THE GIRLS WALK INTO THE KITCHEN.

The girls walk into the kitchen.
"Joey, yogi may be smarter than the average Bear but he's much dumber than the average 3 year old." Dj comments.

That's when the pot on the counter decides to move.
"What's that?" Stephanie asks.
"Oh, that? That's, uh... it's dinner. It's roast beef. Yeah. Roast beef." Danny lies.

The pot moves again.
Dj raised her eyebrows "And where is out roast beef going?"
"It's going to the oven." Joey tells them.

Jesse walks back in as Dj lifts the pot only to see a turtle.
"Roast beef comes from turtle?" Stephanie asks.
"Not my turtle, it doesn't." Jesse speaks up as he walks over to pick bubba up "I love this amphibian."
"I love him, too. Can we keep him?" Stephanie says grinning.
"Of course we can keep him. Bubba's like a hero." Jesse tells her.
"Uncle Jesse, we'll take care of him for you." Dj tells him.
"Alright." Jesse agrees.
Danny puts his hand on her shoulder "are you sure, honey? It's a big responsibility."
"No problem." Dj tells him.
"Let's get Bubba settled." Jesse tells them " he looks a little pasty."
Jesse and Dj walk upstairs as Stephanie starts to talk "We get a turtle and grandma comes to visit."

She goes to follow them upstairs when Danny stops her "Stephanie. Sweetheart, honey. Baby. Did you just say grandma's coming?"
"That's what she said on the phone." Stephanie tells him.
"Well, why didn't you say something?" He asks her.
"Nobody asked me." She tells him.
Steph, it's not possible for me to ask you every question." He tells her "do you know how many questions there are in the world?"

Stephanie thinks for a few seconds "eight."
Danny smiles "what time is grandma coming, honey?"

She shrugs her shoulders as Joey finally speaks up "the plan gets in at 5:12, sugar hips."
Danny picks Stephanie up off the counter "sweetheart, go upstairs and play with Bubba."

"Joey, how did you know about my mother?" Danny asks him.
"I answered the phone when she called." Joey tells him.
"Why didn't you say something?" Danny asks.
"Nobody asked me." Joey tells him.

Jesse then walks downstairs "found a home for Bubba. It's calm, cool, comfortable. Nobody flush, okay." He grabs a bag of lettuce "alright, I'll shred him lunch." He grabs a fly swat "I'll swat him dessert."
"Jesse, forget about the turtle. My moms on her way." Danny tells him.
"Your mom's coming back already?" Jesse asks him "She just moved out of here."
"I know that, but she's coming back to check up on me." Danny tells him" she doesn't think I can take care of things."
"What? The place looks great." Jesse says.
"You don't understand." Danny tells him "All my life I've had somebody take care of me. First it was my mom and then I got married, and it was Pam. For the first time, I want to prove to my mom and to myself that I can take care of my family on my own, by myself, just me. That's why I desperately need your help."