A Special Exception (Crowley x Bobby)

Boot Camp

[Crowley POV]

I hurried down the hall to see my dear bear. Once I had approached the cell the demons I had handpicked to allow me to have this moment split to make sure I could walk through, see why I picked them? I see poor bear looking at the wall, in a daze.

"Bear? Bear!" I call out to get his attention.

Bear snapped out of his daze and looked at me, bewildered.

"So you have accepted the deal?" I ask. Suddenly the room seems warmer than usual, and I should know because, as you all know we're in hell.

Bear just gave a small nod.

"Very well, in two days we will go on a date, candlelit and perfectly normal. After that I will make your cell more comfortable." I said stiffly. What the devil has gotten into me?

All my Bear managed to do was just nod and look down at the ground.

I whip around to my group of demons.

"See to it that he is more cheerful the next time I see him, and better dressed!" I snap as I leave the cell. I see Owl off the corner of my eye and sigh, once I have teleported to my office I see my right hand on the couch.

"Crowley that was pathetic." Owl said, as straightforward and cold as she possibly could.

"Owl why do you even care?" I roll my eyes.

"It hurt my damn eyes." Is all that Owl said.

"But you-" I started.

"THAT'S THE POINT! I can't even see and I could tell that you, Crowley need a lesson on relationship and overall social skills." Owl interrupted me.

"I have perfect social skills Owl how dare you!" I snap.

"In interrogation, manipulation, charisma yes. But not how to make somebody feel welcome or appreciated. Or to honestly just be nice." Owl countered.

"I'm a demon! The king of hell! It's my job!" I snap.

"Do you want Bobby to see you like that?" Owl asked.

I opened my mouth but shut it, she had a point.

"So it has come to the sad conclusion that I must shape you into a model man that Bobby will grow to love." Owl stated firmly.

"Very well I admit defeat. What do you have for me Owl?" I asked reluctantly.

"First off stop it with the entire business aura that you have in front of him. It just makes things dreadfully awkward." Cassandra ordered. "Let's just imagine a conversation between you and Bobby." she started as she morphed into dear Bear.

"Owl is that necessary-" I start.

"Yes!" She snapped.

I took a deep breath.

"I'm so grateful that you accepted my deal I think that our partnership will do fine." I started.

Owl shifted back to herself and was shaking her head.

"That's what we're avoiding Crowley. Now try something like I'm sorry about your treatment, I thought dinner might make you feel better." She offered.

This is ridiculous! I huff.

We begin again with Owl shifting into Bear.

"I'm sorry about how my demons have been treating you, I thought dinner would be a good way to make amends." I start, expecting Owl to shift back and critique me. Miraculously she didn't.

"You think some fancy candlelit dinner would make me forget the torture you pulled on me? You're as insane as your demons!" Owl, who looked like Bear snapped.

I raise an eyebrow and Owl shrugged.

"Making things as realistic as possible." She said simply.

"I'm sorry that you think of me like that, but I do have feelings for you ever since I got wrapped up with those denim wrapped nightmares." I said, trying to control my temper.

"Well I think you should just take me back down I'm not going to listen to you and your lies Crowley!" Owl snapped.

My eyes turn red.

"OH I'LL SHOW YOU DAMNATION YOU UNGRATEFUL DICK!!" I roar.

Owl shifted back to her original form.

"You said two days?" She asked.

After taking a minute I nodded.

"We're going to need a century." She muttered as she vanished.