Lord English <3< Maplehoof

Horse

Caliborn knew that his hatred for Hussie was unrequited. Humans simply aren't built to feel that kind of romance. Still, he bickered with Hussie through the text prompt machine, hoping that it would happen.

One day Hussie let it slip who his one true love was all along: horses. Once Caliborn found out about the majestic creatures, he finally figured out a way to get Hussie to hate him once and for all.

The plan was simple: find a horse, form a kismesis with the horse, then wait for Hussie to find out. The betrayal would surely stir at least some feeling of hate, right?

Only one problem: Calibor Caliborn knew that his hatred for Hussie was unrequited. Humans simply aren't built to feel that kind of romance. Still, he bickered with Hussie through the text prompt machine, hoping that it would happen.

One day Hussie let it slip who his one true love was all along: horses. Once Caliborn found out about the majestic creatures, he finally figured out a way to get Hussie to hate him once and for all.

The plan was simple: find a horse, form a kismesis with the horse, then wait for Hussie to find out. The betrayal would surely stir at least some feeling of hate, right?

Only one problem: Caliborn was stuck on a planet with no horses.

**Years later**

He finally found a way to get a horse. Using his timey powers as Lord English, he travelled to a faraway land, one with horses. Then, he saw Maplehoof. He was absolutely disgusted. THIS was the thing that Hussie was romantically interested in??(even if it was a different kind, it still hurt). Lord English shouted profanities at Maplehoof, but it wasn't responding. How could such a creature ignore LE's black flirting??!? He kicked it, and it still didn't do anything. He did stuff like this for the rest of the day, and all throughout the night, but Maplehoof didn't do anything to acknowledge him. How infuriating! Lord English was enraged! And also, what was that other feeling he felt? Was it... hate??? n was stuck on a planet with no horses.

**Years later**

He finally found a way to get a horse. Using his timey powers as Lord English, he travelled to a faraway land, one with horses. Then, he saw Maplehoof. He was absolutely disgusted. THIS was the thing that Hussie was romantically interested in??(even if it was a different kind, it still hurt). Lord English shouted profanities at Maplehoof, but it wasn't responding. How could such a creature ignore LE's black flirting??!? He kicked it, and it still didn't do anything. He did stuff like this for the rest of the day, and all throughout the night, but Maplehoof didn't do anything to acknowledge him. How infuriating! Lord English was enraged! And also, what was that other feeling he felt? Was it... hate???