Caleb Finn uwuuuuu

&220!/!]+*

{soft boi. Except for when he's not. The next chapter will be called "drowning myself so you do t have tooooo"]

I woke up with a text on my fone.
It was from Caleb my boyfriend!

Caleb: hey babe~~~~ how are you!!¿

Me: aheh miss you babe uwu~

Caleb: ahah same. Totally sux that we are so far apart!

Me: yeah owo

Caleb: I have to go tiktok now uwo bye <3

Ugh.
It totally sux that I'm in Americans and Caleb is in Australia!
I got out of bed and showered.
I got a text from my band mate Alex.

Poopy Alex: hey my dood. I have got some WaCkeRR DOOdLes tEa about the band tOday!

Me: OwO spill bitch!

Alex: so Britney is dating Brian but Brian didn't know tha he was pregnant and she was the father so he had to tell his dog Kim that he was gunna be the god father!

Me: wOw. That sure is the craziest thing I ever did hear word to your mother!

Alex: something that is totally wacker then that is that he's naming the child after his doge!

Me: what's so weird about that?

Alex: his dawg name's pig and it's an Rottweiler!

Me: ... reEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ahahahahahah crazy girl

Woodle woodle woooo

It's been a year.
And Brian successfully gave birth to his baby.
But what ya didn't see coming is it's actually a mutant turtle that eats vegemite!
(HahHahahhah Aussie joke!)

The end uwUuuUuUuUuUu

COmEnt iF yOu waNt a pArT 2!!!!!¡¡!!

Again... I'm gunna kill myself. If Caleb ever sees this thennnn

I'm sorry I'm a nuisance to your fandom...fan base.....I don't care it's 2 am and I'm high offa no sleep ok I'm done I'm gunna go eat some pizza rolls and probably have a breakdown about school see ya losers(I love you♡) k I'm gunna jump in a pit of fire