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Avengers Chatroom - :D🔪

xxX Author's Note Xxx

We are going to pretend "Y/N" and peter are the adopted children of Tony

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y/n invited Nat, Tony, Peter, Niqitaa (We are going to pretend that this happened after the Hydra is STUPID series)

Y/N: CLINT WHY DID WE HAVE TO GO CAMPING

Clint: XD

Nat: YOU TOOK THEM CAMPING

Nat: wait... who exactly did you take camping and where and when

Clint: UMmmmmmmmmmmm...

Clint: Y/N, Peter, and Niqitaa to midnight forest at ummmmmmmmm...... midnight

Tony: wait till vision and wanda hears this

Tony has invited Vision, wanda

Clint has cleared the chat

Clint: Hi guys

Wanda: IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO MY BABY OR TONY'S BABY I WILL KILL YOU, RESSURECT YOU, AND THEN KILL YOU AGAIN >:(

Peter/Niqitaa: Meanwhile I is just sitting here ignored 

Tony: Sorry

Clint: I heard NOISES

Clint: LIKE A KNIFE

Peter/Niqitaa/Y/N:I SEE IT

Peter: Thats what he looks liedhvafvg dsouvbavf

Nat: Pete, Nicki, Y/N? where are you

Peter was disconnected

Niqitaa: Right heihbeaipbvqpeibp

Niqitaa was disconnected

Y/N HES COMING CLOSER SAVE MEBR#)FGVPINV$VITV OYTPVO

Y/N was disconnected

Nat/Wanda/Vision/Tony: CLINT >:(

Clint: umm FUCK where did they GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Clint: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Steve invited himself with the help of wood

Steve: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE AND FIND THE KIDS

Steve: also language

:D joined the chat

:D: hello, i need a 100 million dollars before i let kid one live, 200 million dollars before i let kid 2 live, and 300 million dollars before i let kid 3 live

:D left the chat

Peter joined the chat

Peter: I managed to get out of the bonds and I am doing this secretly so keep the replys to a minimum

Peter: the guy with a weird face, lets call him smiley, shot Niqitaa in the shouder, stabbed me and injected a virus in Y/N (saving the worst for you, JK sorry) so please SAVE US

Peter: now delete the last 4 chats because smiley over here is about to get on the chat

Tony has deleted the last 4 chats and this one

:D has joined the chat

:D: hurry up otherwise kid 1 (Peter) and kid 2 (Niqitaa) are going to die and kid 3 is going to lose their memory and be brainwashed to kill all avengers and once this virus reaches her heart the effects will be irreversible

Tony: geez wait you know how hard it is to carry 600 million dollars 50 miles away from where i am standing

:D: you have 5 minutes

5 minutes and one save later

Everyone: THANK THOR AND DO WE ALL HAVE A MUTUAL AGREEMENT TO NEVER SAY :D

Everyone: yup

Wade has joined the chat

Tony: What

Wanda: the

Steve: i know what you all are going to say goodbye

Steve has left the chat 

Vision: actual

Nat: FUCK

Deadpool: :D MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Everyone: IUDHCXVBIUWH UGBUHOBIUGFBECOEIH PCBE*OHIBC *having panic attack*

xxX Authors Note Xxx

soooo I hope all you spoooooders love that piece of slightly good crap... also Part 3 of Hydra is STUPID is coming out soon......... Also 39 views and only five chapters... wow because i didn't think anyone would view this so thanks :D (hehe see what I did there) also Nigeria got fired for trying to help smiley by trying to murder Peter so you new timeskip/flashback sponser is........

ヽ(͡◕ ͜ʖ ͡◕)ﾉ... Ms. Marley

Goodbye

- Spiderling