Ask & Dare Lector!

| Eat happy's fish and erza's cake!? |

@YoungIdiot11

said:

"Hello! I dare you to eat happy's fish and erza's cake! Be sure to stay alive though! *smiles innocently*

What's going on!! Why does everyone want me to eat erza's cake!!! Not that again!!!! Happy's fish will be fine because I borrow fish from him sometimes....unless he is in a bad mood...

*Gulp*

Umm.....heheheh....I got a idea!! ;)

*Timeskip*

At fairy tail guild

"Hey erza-san!" I said

Erza hold her plate away from me.

"Lector! Are you by any chance doing your little dares!?" Asked erza

"Oh no erza! I just came to play with happy,Charles, and Lily!" I said innocently

"Um..." She said studying my face

Hehehe....thank you rouge for teaching me how to do your poker face!

"Very well...go on..." said erza

"Yes erza!" I said heading to happy eating a fish

"Hello happy! Can I have one bite?" I asked him

"Sure lector! Here!" he said happily

I took a bite. Yumm!!

"Hey happy! I have a plan!" I whispered to happy

I told him my plan and he nodded smirking

"Hehehe after this let's go to Lucy's place and rade her fridge!" he whispered back

"Yes! Let's go!" I said

Happy flew to erza eating her cake.

"Hey erza! Natsu and gray Are fighting outside again!!" happy said with a straight face

"Oh those idiots!!!!" erza said and ran outside

"Hurry lector!!" happy yelled

"Okay!" I said and flew over and ate half of the cake

Happy giggled

"hahaha!!! She didn't see it coming!!" happy said cheerfully

Me and happy flew off to the other side of the guild with Charles and pantherlily and acted like nothing happened.

*giggles*

We heard the guild doors open.Erza holding natsu one side and gray in the other.

"Hey erza!! How did you know we were fighting!?" said natsu

"Yeah! I mean we were pretty quiet and we where in the side of the guild!" said Gray

"Some....Bird...er...exceed told me" said erza winking at me and happy.

hahaha!!! If only she knew about her cake!!! XD

"Well! Stop the commotion and let me finish my cake!" said Erza

She was halfway to the table when she realized her cake.

"Here comes happy!" I told him

"Aye! Try not to crack up allright!" happy said secretly cheerfully

"WHO DARES TO EAT MY CAKE!!!!!!!" erza yelled across the guild hall.

hahaha!!! Oh erza!!! I was the one dared! Dared by @YoungIdiot11 ! That is!

"COME FORWARD WHO ATE MY CAKE!!! IF NOBODY COMES FORWARD NO ONE WILL COME IN OR OUT FROM THIS GUILD!" erza laughed

"Hey happy" I whispered

"Yeah?" he asked

"Who do you want to be blamed? It can not be gray or natsu because they were outside" I said

"Um...how about.....gajeel!" he whispered back

"Okay!" I said

I flew over to where gajeel was standing and pushed him towards erza.

"SO IT WAS YOU GAJEEL!!!" erza yelled

"W-what!! No!!" he said confused

I flew to where happy was secretly and said "Happy! Let's get out of here now! It's going to get....rough!" I told him

"Aye!" he said and me and happy ended up in Lucy's house eating her fridge full.