The Space Camels by Judith

Chapter 3: The Pipe Whales

"You're going to absolutely love my garage Gadoogi!" Jerry had been jabbering on like this for the past 5 minutes, "It's honestly astonishing!" She declared, her hand on Gadoogi's hump. "Shut up would ya!" Judith grunted, her arms strained under the weight of the spaceship. "I'm trying not to die here, you crazy pufferfish sloth!" She cried, almost dropping the spaceship. "Careful!" Jerry screeched. Judith put it down and walked up to Jerry, "Shut up woman!" Judith cried exasperated, pushing jerry into nearby bush. "Oi!" She yelled, "Watch my weenus!" Judith stared at her then cracked up and hauled Jerry up out of the bush. Just before Judith could pick the spaceship up, Gadoogi spoke up: "Shuman Judith, would you like to shrink my ship with my shrink ray, so it is easier to carry?" He declared. Judith stared at him in disbelief, "Let me get this straight..." She stared ominously, "I have been carrying your spaceship for half a bloody hour, and only now you tell me that you hAVe a FReaKiNG shRiNK RaY!!??" She screeched furiously. "Yes," Gadoogi simply said, "Let's go!"

"Right, here we are!" Jerry declared, "Judith, put the spaceship down carefully and Gadoogi, you can go sit down over there." Jerry handed Gadoogi some of the grass from her front garden that she kept in her pocket for some random radon and turned to face Judith, who was panting after carrying the spaceship, which was now fully sized again. "Right Judith deary, how are we gonna fix this then?" She queried. Taking a deep breath, Judith straightened up and looked first at the spaceship then at Jerry, "We need some tools," Judith declared. Jerry stared at her, "What tools Judith? Eh? We ain't gonna fox this thing with a bloody hammer now are we?" She cried. Judith was just about to reply with some crass comment when there was a loud BANG! They screamed and looked around wildly for the source of the noise. Their eyes fell upon the radiator at the side of the garage. Judith took a step towards it, shaking slightly. Suddenly, it made another loud BANG! and it began to shake uncontrollably, glowing a bright red and blue! The girls screamed as the radiator hissed and shook, smoke seeping through the cracks. Suddenly, a loud CRACK! arose and all of a sudden, a whale was floating in front of them, grinning madly. He had mischievous eyes, a white bobbly underbelly, dark blue skin and a large kind smile. They stared at the whale in confusion and awe, slightly scared. "Why hello shumans, I am Rubert the Pipe Whale! I probably am from underneath your house! Nice to meet you" He chuckled softly to himself for no apparent reason, using his fins out for them to shake. Jerry and Judith glanced at each other and then back to Rubert. They shook his flippers gingerly, smiling timidly. "W-what? W-who? H-how?" Judith stuttered. Rubert grinned, holding out an empty peanut packet, "By the way, so you have any more peanuts? Tesco ran out!" He boomed. Jerry gasped, "So you're the one who has been stealing from Tesco!?" During the summer holidays, many packets of crisps and peanuts had gone missing and the police could never find who did it. "Obviously! Human food tastes so much better than sea food, I tell you my dear." Rubert smiled, licking his lips. "Loads of people were blamed for your stupid actions!" Judith cried. Rubert shrugged it off. "Rubert?" Jerry started. Rubert turned to look at her, "Yes my dear, what is it?" He questioned, "Well we were walking home and this spaceship crash landed and we found this camel inside and we need to fix it, but have no freaking clue how to!" Rubert looked thoughtful and smiled, "A spaceship and camel you say, now that wouldn't be Gadoogi now would it? Ha ha! That old cracker gets into all kinds of trouble! We're good ol' pals! We used to talk through the pipes." Jerry and Judith looked at eachother. "How?" Judith queried, interested. "Maaaaggiiiiccc!" Rubert exclaimed. Judith shook her head in disbelief, "So... can you help us?"
"Of course my dears," he announced, "lead the way!"
Jerry and Judith took a floating Robert by the fins and guided him to the back of the garage. "Gadoogi! My old chum!" Gadoogi looked up and grinned at the sight of Rubert, "Ruuubeeert! Friiieeennnd! How I haavvve misssssed yooouuu!" They embraced and they looked on fondly, though slightly weirded out. Jerry giggled, so Judith pushed her, "Shhh, Jerry!" She hissed, "Can't you see this is a beautiful moment, which does not need to be disrupted by your goats laugh!" They stared at each other, then both cracked up and turned to see Rubert and Gadoogi looking at them in confusion, but with smiles on their faces. Suddenly, Judith tensed up. She turned around and snuck up to the open garage door and peered out. "What is it Judith ma bamboodith?" Jerry whispered. "People!" Judith hissed menacingly. Quick as a wink, she grabbed a tarpaulin and threw it over the spaceship. "Hide!" She hissed at Rubert and Gadoogi. Rubert waved his fin and magic sparkles floated around Gadoogi and... Nothing happened! Judith whipped round as someone walked past. They glanced their way and stopped briefly, then hurried on quickly. "I told you to hide!" Judith cried. Rubert smiled smugly, "We were hidden, I am only viable to you and I gave the same effect to Gadoogi. So we were hidden!" He exclaimed, poking his tongue out. Judith glared, but shook it off. "Well whatever, but we need to get to work!" Rubert turned serious, "Right you are my dear, come on, get that silly thing off the spaceship!" Judith hauled the tarpaulin off and threw it to the floor. "Oh, by the way, shut the garage door..."
Jerry whipped round and shut it quickly. Rubert prepared himself: "STAND BACK EVERYONE!" He yelled as his fins began to sparkle...

Hey guys, I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry for the lack of updates! I've just finished school and I've been stressed with doing my mocks, but that's all behind meh now. I'm sorry if you hate me but I just haven't really had the time but I bet you don't want to listen to my pathetic excuses 😥🥺😔🦆 anyway, word count of: (drumroll) 1001 words!!! Woooooo! Well I have thumb cramp so byeeee mai shumans! Enjoy!
P.s: plz check out meh other book: My Evil Doppelganger! It would mean alot! I will write a sequel!
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