Gavin: If I punch myself and it hurts am I strong or weak?
Connor: Strong!
Hank: Weak.
Rk900: An idiot.
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Chen: *sips coffee while judging* Why is everyone at the dpd gay???
Gavin: Chen you have a girlfriend?-
Chen: EXACTLY!
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Gavin: You know what, fuck you!
Rk900:
∆ You wish
O Is that on your to-do list?
□ Nice try bukuroo but I'm to good for you to do.
X That would be interesting.
🔓 No you *pull out the uno reverse card Hank gave you*
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Fowler: *sighing deeply* Bringing androids in was a mistake.
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Incorrect Detroit Become Human Quotes
HumorQuotes from DBH that aren't real but are probably funny. Some are kinda gay. Actually, most are pretty gay. Also a lot of rk900, because I relate to him in an unhealthy amount. None of the characters are mine.
