ARCHIE'S CHRISTENING
ARCHIE'S CHRISTENING
Dedicated to Archie, Harry's friend in the military
A private baptism
In St. George's Chapel?
What did you smoke?
Is this a joke?
Who else is christened there?
But, unlike Prince George's, Louis,'
and sister Charlotte's,
This will be a private affair
For Archie's arrival
The press was allowed
But in the Queen's private chapel
There's not room for a crowd.
Then why not in Frogmore cottage
Just recently having been restored?
It could fit all the guests
Including godparents four:
Serena Williams, J. Mulroney and more.
Whatever venue they choose
The press will be banned.
Meghan and Harry will do their thing
Just like she did with her New York fling.
That will be ARCHIE'S CHRISTENING .
July 3, 2019
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ARCHIE'S CHRISTENING
PoetryA topical poem about the private christening of the newest member of the British royal femily
