Third Person P.O.V.
"So, what's for lunch?" Simon asked. "We made fried chicken, boiled potatoes, broccoli and beans," Linda said. "BEANS AGAIN! MOM! I SAID I WOULD NEVER EAT BEANS AFTER THAT ONE WEEK OF STRAIGHT BEANS!" Linda's daughter, Maya, screamed. Linda sighed and said, "That wasn't my fault. Now, everyone enjoy your lunch."
"Justin, stop putting your grimy hands on me," Demi snapped. Justin laughed while smashing a potato in his hand. Then, he turned to Demi and attempted to put it in her hair. Camila reached across the table and slapped him across the face. "What part of STOP do you not understand?" she asked, irritated. Bram began trying to eat food off of Simon's plate, which caused Simon to stab him with a spork. Billie caught Nicki trying to put soap on Cardi's food and screamed something random. Cardi looked up and noticed Nicki, which caused... YOU GUESSED IT! ANOTHER FIST FIGHT!
After lunch, everyone went out on a trail ride on the horses. Offset was forced to sit with Justin because Justin was still scared of the horse. "Hey Selena. Look out for that hanging branch," Maddie said, and Ari began laughing. Selena huffed and said, "Thanks for telling me as it hit me in the face." "Now there's a leaf on my head," Demi sighed. "OK, why do I have to ride with Gabbie?" Nicki asked. "Because Camila is with me and you and Cardi hate each other, so why would they put you two on the same horse. Also, everyone else already has a partner except Cardi because... there's an uneven amount," Lauren said. "What's wrong with being with me Minaj? You don't like me or something?" Gabbie asked. She was a lot less innocent and was actually quite rude when she wanted to be. "Ashley, what are you doing?" Billie asked, as Halsey moved so she could look behind Billie. "Um, why is that horse sniffing this one's ass?" Halsey asked, laughing. "We have a gay horse," Bram replied.
Soon enough, everyone had to go back. Then, they all loaded back into the van and began the short, but long drive back. "Justin, I wish you didn't eat those beans," Kim groaned. Offset leaned out of the window and vomited. Gabbie began laughing hysterically. Ari and Maddie were talking about plans after the camp, which caused both of them to become kind of sad. "Simon licked me," Bram said, in a tattletale voice. "I did not," Simon retorted. "Oh yeah? Then why is my face wet?" Bram asked. "Because I wiped a random wet paper towel on your face," Billie said. "Hey? Why weren't we allowed to have our phones at this camp?" Camila asked. "Because if we did, it would take away from the time we had here or something along those lines," Cardi said. "Do any of you wanna have sex?" Gabbie asked. "GABITO! WHAT?" Maddie yelled.
"GET OFF OF ME!" Offset yelled, as Justin jumped on his back. "FINE!" Justin yelled, then jumped on Selena. "STOP!" she yelled, slapping Justin. He obviously began crying and slapping everyone he could. "DO... NOT... HIT... HER!" Maddie screamed, as Justin tried to slap Ari. She reached out and punched Justin in the nose. Ari smiled and hugged Maddie. "Don't get yourself in trouble for me," she said, smirking. "MADDIE! BILLIE IS TRYING TO BITE ME!" Halsey yelled. "No, she's holding me against a wall," Lauren sighed. "I'm just asking if you and Camila are..." Billie began. "NO!" Camila yelled. "BAKA!" Simon yelled. "HEY! I AM NOT A VEGETABLE!" Bram yelled. "IT'S NOT A VEGETABLE!" Simon yelled. "BRUH! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!" Camila yelled. "WE KNOW!" Demi yelled.
YOU ARE READING
Summer Camp
FanfictionAnother kidfic... The usual gang, all nine years Old, at summer camp, causing mischief and being stupider than ever.