I hate that I made this!!

Disclamer

Hello I am the person wrighting these stories and I promise they are real..but unlike other people I suck ass at spelling bucese I have a special brian so please if the spelling bothers you please just leave don't comment that it is spelled wrong!!! and don't comment on my horibble grammer either!

But I do like reading your comments so feel free to comment on my stories about things that have happened in your life so I can mady figure you in my next stories!

ok lets get started

Bathroom stories

ok so i have problems going to the bathroom...i don't mean like that i mean i cant shit in public and its so bad that i cant even fucking shit if a friend is over. Not only that i can pee in public but if you chose the stall right next me your a asshole why because i cant pee unless you go frist. People fucking think its funny..i mean yeah its funny but i had to fucking shit so bad that i almost called my mom to pick me up cuse i couldn't go!!

and that being said i will tell you the story of 'why this fucking sucks'

i was in middle school when this happened and i had to pee because i triyed peeing earlier but their was people in their and i couldint consintrate on going to the bathroom so i had to wait till passing periode. and when that bell rang you bet your ass i fucking ran to that bathroom and it was fucking empty (for a school that is rare) so i was happy i ran to the nicest stall (lets be real all of them suck ass its just that some are better then others)and i sate my happy ass down on that tolet and was going to go to the bathroom when somone walked in...can you gess were they sat in the FUCKING STAL NEXT TO ME i thought god hated me know i was waiting for this bitch to pee so i can.....after a while she dosent go and i nock on the stall and say can you go to the bathroom ( do you know how fucking award that was )

"The shitty air freshener"

so this happened when i was in middle i was in the 6 grade i had to fucking pee so bad and these assholes were blocking the god damn door and they weren't going to let me in....sooooo me the fucking amazing idiot i proceded to grade a note book out of my back pack and charge at the girls. They moved...but HOLY SHIT when i went inside that bathroom it smelled like someone diead and i thought she did so i was looking for the dead body when i hear...*pushing noises and struggling*and by the time i heard that i new what stale she was in and because i am not a asshole i asked if she was ok then this bitch pulles out a car freshiner and starts airing it towards me it was the funniest shit in the world.

ok i will do one more bathroom story for today ' the positive pregnet test'

i was also in middle school for this bathroom story and i was in the 8 grade. so it was the last day and i thought why not take a victory pee in the bathroom before i go to highschool. as i walk into the bathroom and go to the 'nice stall' i see something white on the floor (know i knew what a pregnesy test looks like) i pick it up and i couldn't belive it the pregnsy test was positive ! know i don't know how the gril was how took it but damn did they have a long life ahead of them and you beat your ass i prayed for them...i don't think this one isent to introsting but tell me what you guys whant to hear next.