Dare: I dare you to put a lot of crabs in your mouth and run around the village singing: I GOT A BIG BAG OF CRABS HERE!! I'M GONNA PUT THEM IN MA MOUTH!! And try talking with a mouthful of crabs.
Me: Painful, but a dare is a dare. Toothless, time to go fishing...sort of...
Toothless: *Frowns*
Both of us: *Goes crab hunting*
Me: *Sets the bucket of crabs down* So, what? Am I supposed to put them in a bag or-
Toothless: *Shoves the bucket of crabs in my hands and pushes me outside*
Me: HEY!
Random Berk islander: Hiccup's been doing some odd things lately....
Another random Berk islander: Yeah no kidding...are those...CRABS he's putting in his mouth?
Me: I'VE GOT A BIG BAG OF CRABS HERE!!! I'M GONNA PUT THEM IN MAH MOUTH! *Dumps the bucket of crabs in my mouth and winces* Ow....Thissssz waz not a good idear....*Runs up to random Berk Islander* Don't azk, it waz a dare. *With a horrible lisp*
Berk Islander: So that's why you've been doing weird things! We'd thought you had been goin' mad!
Me: -_- *Runs around for another hour before spitting the crabs out* That hurt...at least my lisp is gone.
