"we're here," the girafe said, "i have to stop for a second to spray some bug spray. i think i've been bitten."
"alright," the monky said, impatiently looking around at the forest. he was turned around from the girafe when he heard the sound of ruffling with a gun.
"you didn't tell me you had a gun, girafe. you shou-" the monky turned around. IT WAS THE SPY FROM TEAM FORTESS 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"haha, fool. your friend wasnt strong enough to survive the fight. they knocked out moto-moto pretty bad. but, i was able to swoop in. he whammed me in the forehead while i was grabbing my ambassador. luckily, i had the dead ringer equipped so he thought i had been knocked unconscious when he hit me. however, i uncloaked later. he wasnt wearing headphones, so he couldnt hear me decloak. i backstabbed him with the your eternal reward so you couldnt hear his scream. then, i gave moto-moto time to run away and came out to meet you. you were fooled this whole time monky." the spy chuckled. "you've lost."
the monky shuddered. his friend, the girafe, was dead. "you monster! how could you do this?" he teared up. "why?"
"it's simple, monky. i'm trying to get my strange professional killstreak australium ambassador to hale's own. the strange farming server is down right now so i have no other options." the spy aimed his ambassador. he needed one more kill to get to hale's own. "now, die!" he put his hand on the trigger, but then....
the monky's brother appeared! he came in a jeep and ran over the spy from team fortess 2, killing him immediately. "i'm glad i got here in time, bro."
"how did you know i was in danger?" the monky was still sad from the girafe's death.
"well, i'm a little shamed to admit this, but i didn't want to cook food myself. i was coming to the restaurant in the jeep to get some food while you were off walking somewhere so it would all be ready when you got back." the monky's brother sheepishly admitted.
"looks like it worked out for us. you saved me!" the monky said gratefully.
"how 'bout we grab some food and then go back home?" the monky's brother offered.
"sounds good, brother." the monky said.
